Until I started using Facebook, I honestly never much worried about the zombie apocalypse. Naiveté? Maybe.
In my innocence, I worried about other things … the Republican Party taking over both houses of Congress … lack of health care … polluting our environment … cutting down the rain forests … extinction of so many species … whether or not I was going to survive cancer and if I’d continue to be able to afford to have a roof over my head. Some sage — no, I don’t remember who it was — said you can only worry about 7 things at a time. As soon as you add another one, one of the previous batch just goes away. Maybe my poor brain just had no room to worry about zombies, much less the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse.
But then Facebook became a part of my world and soon I realized that I had been remiss. I wasn’t worrying about the truly important stuff. What WOULD I do when the crazed zombies attacked?
When I saw this property for sale, I realized the solution was at hand. Suddenly, my mind was at peace. Because I really care about all of you, I am passing along this important information. Maybe we could create a group and buy it, forming a commune that would be a safe haven against the day of The Big Attack.
Who knows? Here’s a link for those of you with the foresight to know a great deal when you see one … plus a few juicy pictures to whet your appetite. I feel so much better now that I’ve shared this critical information and solved one of the big problems facing the world today.
It looks perfectly normal from above. It’s when you start going down to lower levels that you realize you’ve come to the perfect safe house.
Just a beautiful house in the mountains … that’s all you see from the air. Near beautiful woods, lakes and streams. Idyllic. Room for everything, even your own aircraft.
And it gets better the deeper you go. Literally.
Underground, you have a whole complete world. Safe from the hoards of flesh-eating lurching zombies. Worry no more. We have your back if you have the check.
- 15 Vehicles We Need for the Zombie Apocalypse (complex.com)
- The Zombie Apocalypse Has Actually Begun (costumesupercenter.com)
- How would you survive the Zombie Apocalypse giveaway (bernardtalks.com)
- Give Up: A Guide To Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse (thoughtcatalog.com)