Probably like everyone else, people send me jokes. I love jokes, as long as they aren’t offensive or mean-spirited and I collect them. When I have enough, they becomes a post. Like this. So, if you have something you think is hilarious, send it to me. I’ll save it and when there’s enough to fill a page nicely, up it goes and we can all enjoy a good laugh. If it’s something you made yourself, make sure to sign it.
No moment is more painful than the moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
Does anyone know how to fold a fitted sheet? If you do, will you let me know the secret?
Can we agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I can’t redo my collections again. I replaced records with tapes and tapes with CDs. I’ve replaced videocassettes with DVDs and am very slowly switching to Blu-ray. I frankly don’t think I’ll live long enough to go another round.
I’m always slightly worried when I exit an application and it asks me if I want to save my changes when I’d swear I didn’t make any changes.
Why doesn’t the freezer have a light too? What, we don’t need to find stuff in the freezer?
You want to know how many times you can say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said? The answer is three. Try it. You’ll see.
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Jeans? Jeans never get dirty. You can wear them forever.
I used to look at my watch 3 or 4 times in a row and still not know what time it was at least partly because I couldn’t read the numbers. I rethought the problem and stopped wearing a watch. No more problem.