Until I started using Facebook, I honestly never much worried about the zombie apocalypse. naiveté? Maybe.
I was only funning when I originally posted this. I didn’t realize that the zombies are already here and are trying to take over by pretending to be politicians and legitimate candidates for the Presidency, Senate, and other high offices. Well, should they actually succeed in their attempted coup, we are all in trouble because zombies … well, you know what Those People are like.
Indeed, I had focused on other things … the Republican Party taking over both houses of Congress … lack of health care … pollution of our environment … destroying rain forests … extinction of species … whether or not I was going to survive cancer … and if I’d be able to afford to have a roof over my head. That was before I realized that I really was worrying about the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. It isn’t just “coming.” It’s here. I hadn’t gotten the right message.
Knowing we are in danger, when I learned that this property is available, I knew I held the key to survival in my virtual hand. I relaxed, my mind suddenly at peace. Because I really care about all of you my friends and acquaintances, let’s get together and build a safe haven.
The Big Attack is coming. That is what December 21st is about! Zombies running the world. Oy vay.
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- A guide to the Zombie Apocalypse… From the Huff Post? (gunmartblog.com)
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- Why should your help desk be ready to take on a Zombie Apocalypse? (freshdesk.com)
- Zombie Apocalypse Vehicle of the Day (geeks.thedailywh.at)
- The Zombie Apocalypse: How Norman Reedus Will Save Me (obsessivefangirling.wordpress.com)
- Amassing Your Army for the Zombie Apocalypse Out of Active Twitter Followers (stirrup-queens.com)
- The Real-Life Model Of Hyundai’s Zombie Apocalypse Car (geekologie.com)
- 5 Ways I Will Survive the Zombie Apocalypse In Pictures (sinistralscribblings.com)