A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went
out that there was a small medium at large.
Deja Moo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament
victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of his
oﬃce and asked them to disperse.
“But why?” they asked as they moved oﬀ.
“Because,” he said “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an
What do you call a ﬁsh with no eyes? A fsh.