Good Morning, Good Morning, To You (And You And You And You)

Every morning, as I limp down the hallway from the bedroom to the kitchen, no matter how stiff I am with arthritis, no matter how poorly I've slept, as soon as I get to the kitchen, my heart becomes lighter. "Good morning, fur children," I chirp. They woof and growl and gambol and pant. They … Continue reading Good Morning, Good Morning, To You (And You And You And You)

Charge! Address the Mess!

My world runs on rechargeable batteries. Three laptops, two Kindles, two cellphones, six cameras, four mouses (mice have fur and make squeaky noises, mouses attach to your computer), wireless keyboards, GPS, various clocks, flashlights, who-knows-how-many remote controls, electric razors, tooth cleaning machines, and a mind-numbing array of miscellaneous devices I can't remember off-hand. To keep the world … Continue reading Charge! Address the Mess!