What’s with the food? I object! I am not a sandwich. Call my lawyer! I protest! I am NOT A SANDWICH! You cannot trap me between slices of bread!
Oh. You just want a sandwich to name after me? Sorry. Forgive that unwarranted outburst.
I’m just a simple roast beef on rye with a bit of mayo. Nothing fancy.
Take two slices of fresh rye from the package.
Lay them on the countertop or plate. Or cutting board. Smear both slices lightly with mayonnaise.
Add some good deli roast beef to one slice of the bread.
Put the other slice of bread on top, forming — a sandwich!!
Do not add: Cheese. Tomato. Lettuce. Or any condiments, not even salt and pepper. If you do, don’t tell me. Just the beef, the bread and the mayo ma’am. And don’t overdo the mayonnaise.
Grab the sandwich with one hand using a large piece of paper towel to enfold it.
Eat for lunch while small and not-so-small dogs swirl around your legs, telling you lies “No, mom, really, I’m starving. No one has fed me in days. I’m too weak to stand on my paws. I NEED YOUR SANDWICH! Mom, hear my plea!!!”
To which I say: “Liars! You are all liars!”
You may call it: “Dog Mom’s No You Can’t Have Any of My Simple Roast Beef Sandwich.” That pretty much covers it.
- The ferocious breakfast stack (rightdownmyalley.wordpress.com)
- Daily Prompt: You, the Sandwich (retired2travel.wordpress.com)
- Daily Prompt: You, the Sandwich (dailypost.wordpress.com)
Good one, Miss Marilyn! Absolutely love the simplicity of it all! Now you have made me hungry for a deli roast beef sandwich. . . 🙂
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KISS 🙂
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This story reminds me of a picture I saw recently where one of the NCIS-LA actors was scolding his dog for grabbing a slice of bacon and triumphantly running through the house with it. The dog’s body language is so hilarious. See the entry for June 2.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kensi-and-Deeks-NCIS-LA/293206200784360
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Dogs only pretend to be sorry. Secretly, they are delighted. They beat the rules again! Aha! I got the bacon (or sandwich or whatever)! I WIN! Dogs rule 🙂
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Very Interesting take on sandwich.
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I don’t know. It seems about as simple a sandwich viewpoint as a person could have 😉 Except for the dogs, of course. Nothing is simple with dogs.
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http://livelovelaughdancepray.wordpress.com/2013/07/23/daily-prompt-you-the-sandwich/
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Nice!
On Tue, Jul 23, 2013 at 11:49 AM, SERENDIPITY
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Thank you! (: I enjoyed your’s, as well. (:
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