Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

This is the anniversary of when I discovered this great piece of real estate. Is it still for sale? It’s still on the Internet, but as we all know, things stay permanently in cyberspace. Regardless, if you are (rightfully) concerned about the zombie apocalypse, this is the house for you!

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Until I started using Facebook, I honestly never much worried about the zombie apocalypse. Naiveté? Maybe.

In my innocence, I worried about other things … the Republican Party taking over both houses of Congress … lack of health care … polluting our environment … cutting down the rain forests … extinction of so many species … whether or not I was going to survive cancer and if I’d continue to be able to afford to have a roof over my head. Some sage — no, I don’t remember who it was — said you can only worry about 7 things at a time. As soon as you add another one, one of the previous batch just goes away. Maybe my poor brain just had no room to worry about zombies,  much less the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse.

But then Facebook became a part of my world and soon I realized that I had been remiss. I wasn’t worrying about the truly important stuff. What WOULD I do when the crazed zombies attacked?

When I saw this property for sale, I realized the solution was at hand. Suddenly, my mind was at peace. Because I really care about all of you, I am passing along this important information. Maybe we could create a group and buy it, forming a commune that would be a safe haven against the day of The Big Attack.

Who knows? Here’s a link for those of you with the foresight to know a great deal when you see one … plus a few juicy pictures to whet your appetite. I feel so much better now that I’ve shared this critical information and solved one of the big problems facing the world today.

It looks perfectly normal from above.

A second view of the house and it’s sub levels.

It’s when you start going down to lower levels that you realize you’ve come to the perfect safe house.

Aerial view

Aerial view

Just a beautiful house in the mountains … that’s all you see from the air. Near beautiful woods, lakes and streams. Idyllic. Room for everything, even your own aircraft.

And it gets better the deeper you go. Literally.

BelowGroundZombie

Underground, you have a whole complete world. Check out the media room.

Really great media room!

Safe from the hoards of flesh-eating, lurching zombies. Secure? Here’s secure!

Worry no more. We have your back if you have the check.

EvenlowerZombie

 



Categories: Sci Fi - Fantasy - Time Travel, Supernatural, Zombie Apocalypse

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23 replies

  1. Ha! Nice house though.
    I can’t afford such a place. So- I’d probably would eventually be attacked by a Zombie & become one.
    Oh well…

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  2. I know you are “funning” around but when the sun goes down, the bushes shake and hinges squeak, well it could be a swarm of zombies. Maybe after just you. Maybe!

    Took a lot of money to build that place.

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  3. Great words and photos. I was having grading done and I commented to the backhoe driver how well he was doing considering how young he was. As we spoke I learned he was the son and grandson of a major construction company. He was extremely knowledgeable about workmen’s comp, employees family’s hands out, etc. As we exchanged horror story’s about owning construction company’s in California, he mentioned Zombies. Really! I thought for a moment I had entered la la land. My face had to show my shock, he explained what he meant but really Zombies. Maybe I’m just too old to get it!

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  4. Really cool! Is it nuclear friendly and safe from fall out?

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  5. Lol this house is amazing! I would definitely be tempted if I had the money!! I think I’m going to need it if a zombie apocalypse does happen…I had recurring zombie dreams for about two months and I got bitten in most of them!

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  6. Reblogged this on MikesFilmTalk and commented:
    Just, read it!

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  7. Loving it, Reblogging it! 😀

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  8. of course, we all want to withstand a zombie attack… but I’m wondering about the second stair well… does it lead to the library? or a source of water? or the gun room? the possibilities are endless, and frankly, I’m not even going to consider buying, until I get the answer. Thanks for scouting the possibilities, in any case… this is important.

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