BULLETIN!! TOILETS DON’T FLUSH!!

Emergency measures have been initiated when our intrepid vacationers, Garry and Marilyn Armstrong of Uxbridge, Massachusetts realized they have bigger problems than they realized … and that’s saying something.

Maintenance at the 1 star Cape Winds In Hyannis is rumored to be on the way to unclog both of Unit 17’s toilets. When Mrs. Armstrong reported the problem, Front Desk replied with “That’s odd!”

“I, ” responded Mrs. Armstrong, “Would not describe it as such. “I would call it clogged.”

Informed of the problem, Mr. Armstrong pulled the covers over his face. What a dump.

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14 replies

  1. you have to find another way do dispose of the books you don’t like.

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  2. OMG Must read on…what in the world is next?????

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  3. It gets worse 😦
    I guess your silver lining is the huge mound of great blogging material you’re gathering.

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  4. Oh dear – Not the toilets!

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    • The guy came with the snake, so now they work. Still grubby and chipped, but they flush. YAY. You know, if it gets bad enough … we only live a couple of hours away. We can just go home.

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  5. Almost good enough for a TV news “closer” piece. Could use Patti Page singing as music up and under.

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  6. Marilyn, I’m in tears. Not cry but laughing so hard. You are so great at turning bad into something funny. Wish I could do that. Thanks for the belly laugh. Love the pic of Garry hiding too. LOLOL. Have a nice trip and keep the blogs and pics coming.

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  7. OMG! This just gets worse – and funnier! – by the hour! ‘Dump’ is becoming ever more apt as a word…

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    • I’m trying to get maintenance here BEFORE Garry gets up to do his morning ablutions. He has a “thing” about bathrooms. He’ll put up with all kinds of other crap … but the bathroom is a sacred spot. This place is hilarious and would be much funnier if it hadn’t cost so much money. THANK GOD for a sense of humor.

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