WHY CAN’T WE BE FRIENDS?

Daily Prompt: Why Can’t We Be Friends?

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We can’t be friends because you won’t like me. Really. Count on it.

Marilyn as photographer

Even if I like you, more than likely won’t return the feeling. I talk too much. My tongue is sharp. If you say dumb things, I will snort derisively. I will not take you seriously if you don’t know any history and don’t read books.

If you take photographs with trash cans in the background, I will not admire them, even if the subject is your most beloved grandchild. She/he would look better — guaranteed — without the trash cans. Unless you are making some kind of artistic statement about grandchildren and trash and I sincerely hope you are not.

I am not everyone’s cuppa tea. Sometimes, I’m not even my own cuppa tea. Actually, I’m not all that fond of tea, except for green tea ordered with Japanese food.

This probably makes me a bad person. Screw it.

Coffee anyone?

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Categories: Friendship, Humor

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39 replies

  1. coffee i can do. You? i buy.
    i know some history. i’ve read stuff.

    Like

  2. I drink a lot of coffee and no one wants to use my cup. It is perfectly stained, like me.

    Like

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