My monthly royalty payment from Amazon just came in and I was pleased to see it was up slightly from last month.
A total of $3.89 was directly deposited into my checking account. I am not sure how many book sales this represents (three?), but I’m pleased my book sells at all.
The royalty deposits make me laugh. What should I do with all the money?
I could get a small meal from the dollar menu at McDonald’s. It isn’t enough to buy me a coffee at Starbucks. Good I don’t like Starbucks coffee, eh? I can’t think of anything else I could do with the money, but the idea amuses me. Being an author has not turned out exactly as I dreamed.
But you never know. Hollywood might yet call and my book could be the next blockbuster.
Right. Sure. Uh huh!