How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Somewhere between 17 and 1001. It depends on when you ask.
Are you left or right-handed?
Absolutely right. Not even a hint of ambidextrousness. My mother was truly ambidextrous, but I didn’t inherit it. How useful it would be if I were.
If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
Maggie. My not-so-secret identity. I don’t think Maggie has a last name. She is just Maggie. Like Madonna or Cher. One name (to rule them all).
Where do you hide junk when people come over?
I don’t hide things. I put it all on shelves. I call it art. To me, it’s beautiful. If it were junk, it would be gone. I don’t save trash.