Write a third page from a non-existent book? Hell no. Why would anyone want to read it? I wouldn’t read it. Not my own, not yours either.
Instead, I leave you with a favorite quote which somehow fits, if you assume the book goes like this:
Page 1 – I am born.
Page 2 – I live.
Page 3 – I die.
Frank Skinner *, “You can spend your whole life trying to get people to like you, but at the end of the day the turnout at your funeral will be largely dependent on the weather”
(And whether or not anyone can get a day off work.)
* Frank Skinner (born Graham Christopher Collins on 28 January 1957) is a British writer, comedian and actor.