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Garry Armstrong, reporting
We tuned in the Pats-Giants game with 1:47 left and the Brady Bunch facing a sixth straight loss to New York’s Big Blue. It didn’t look good. The Giants appeared to have the Patriots’ number. Again. Ready to end another New England run at a perfect season.
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – NOVEMBER 15: Tom Brady celebrates a first down against the New York Giants during first quarter on November 15, 2015. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)
Tom Brady was firing bullets under pressure but the clock was ticking down. What magic could the Pats use? 4th down and 6 seconds left. The Pats would try a 57 yard field goal while a stiff wind played havoc.
It was over … unless the New England evil empire had something up its slippery sleeve.
A deflated football? Secret microphones to pick up the Giants’ audio? Nude cheerleaders confusing the Giant coaches? Spies on the Giants bench? Valium in the Giants water?
The crowd roared as Stephen Gostkowski tried what would surely be a failed field goal. The kick was steady. The ball sailed high in the crisp November night.
Photo: Boston Globe
It slanted left … narrowly making it through the uprights. The announcers weren’t sure whether or not it was a score … even when replays confirmed the kick was good.
What happened?
In a blur, I learned the truth. Invisible Drones using penetrating laser beams had directed the football’s arc. The Pats have pulled off another one.
Stay tuned for more details on “Drone Gate.”
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Now we know the rest of the story!
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We knew you were just holding your breath for the next big story 🙂
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Hehe. Love this. There must always be some excuse, no matter how lame
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Apparently they can’t just admit they were out-played. There’s gotta be some mysterious cabal. So silly.
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I guess it’s a camera for live shoot.
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I mean was that drone actually doing the ariel photography or it was doing the live coverage. What’s that smoke all about?
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It’s a joke. No drones 🙂
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Whatever I could make out after reading this post that it was fully loaded action packed with thrill. What’s that last picture all about?
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The Patriots have been winning. This season, they are unbeaten so far. Last season, they won the big Super Bowl. So other teams say they are cheating because they couldn’t be that good. Except … they really ARE that good. Right now, they are the best team in American football. It won’t be true forever, of course. Players get old and retire … and then some other team will be the best. And everyone will accuse THEM of cheating. Because no one seems able to just admit that they got beaten, fair and square. It’s become a joke.
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The NFL has a strict “No Drone” policy. But using invisible drones … a stroke of genius! Go Pats!!
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DC, I can’t believe some of the reaction to this piece. Guess I’ll have guest on Bill O’Reilly’s show and come clean.
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I’ll take whatever I can get… that was one of only four football games I picked correctly this week. It was a great week to be an underdog…
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We thought the Pats were cooked … and then. Brady has got to be the coolest guy under pressure I’ve ever seen. I know he’s getting near the end of his career, but gee whiz, he’s good.
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Talk about picking the right time to tune in…….
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Why would you start another rumor, because yes there are people that will believe it?
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You really need to restore your sense of humor. Really. You do.
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My sense of humor is enjoyed by most that really know me. I’ve seen silly rumors take over truism many times.
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You’re right, Mi Jefe! I shall flog myself!!
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Isn’t that the team that cheated last year?
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Yeah, right. And they must have cheated for every game of this season because they are unbeaten. Drones.
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Ladybug, I am SHOCKED…absolutely SHOCKED that you would say these things. Excuse me, someone has something for me….. thank you.
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