NATIONAL ASSHOLE AWARENESS DAY – JULY 17, 2016

Who doesn’t know an asshole or three? You can’t avoid them. They live in our homes and on the internet. They are prominent in politics, law, and … well … sometimes they are staring back at us in the mirror.

Often ignored and disrespected, this day is dedicated to them all. To the assholes we love, to those we meet in queues in every mall and airport.

72-asshole-awareness-day-awardTo the assholes who give us false information on customer service hotlines and the virtual assholes who troll online. Most especially, a special salute to the assholes for whom and with whom we have worked through the years.

This is the second year I have honored this special day. Considering what’s going on in the world? I think now, more than ever, we need to be aware — and beware — of assholes. Next time we look, they’ll be running the world. Maybe they already are.



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  1. Hopefully you’ll continue this annual event. I have to call the cable company later. No doubt, I’ll be nominating my Indian customer service rep for the big award. Thanks for the post.

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  2. Lots of feed back on this. You must have hit a nerve.
    Leslie

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  3. So many assholes, and just one day.

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    • Maybe it should be weekly? We could change Monday — a day no one likes anyhow — to Asshole Day.

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    • Yeah, maybe we should have just ONE day that ISN”T “asshole day”? and let all the rest be official AAA days.., what the hey! we run into them on a daily basis anyway.

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      • I have had many days standing in front of the mirror saying “YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!” Then nodding at me because sometimes, I absolutely AM. The good thing is that I usually know it. The REAL assholes never think they are assholes, which is why they ARE assholes.

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  4. Yes i do believe they are already running the world

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  5. Good to know we all can get silly when called upon to do so… Happy AAA to you all….

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  6. KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!!!!

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  7. Oh, what a way to start my Sunday! (sorry for the exclamation point….). Marilyn, this is perfect. I had no idea this day existed. I am so resisting the urge to start wishing a happy day to certain people….

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  8. We call it AAA day,or “Anal Aperture Appreciation” day.., gives it a classy ring

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  9. Oh god, glad such a day really exists. Haha. Happy assholes day! 😂

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  10. OMG you are the best Marilyn!! Thank you for this 🙂

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