I went to see my doctor yesterday. We are new to one another and we needed a pow-wow. The last time I was there, I handed him a box with about 10 pounds of paper medical records in it. I think, page for page, it’s up there with “War and Peace,” but probably not nearly as entertaining.
We got a lot of stuff worked out. I got the prescriptions I need, we talked.
I had a headache. I had it while I was there and it got worse when I got home. By the middle of the afternoon, my stomach was doing flip-flops and my head was pounding. I felt … sick. How could that be? I just came home from the doctor.
This morning, Garry work up, elbowed me in the ribs, told me he felt awful. Then he rolled over and went back to sleep. That was his secret coded language for “Reschedule my dentist appointment and make my excuses … and don’t wake me up until dinner, and maybe not even then.”
I rescheduled the dentist, came out to give the dogs their totally undeserved treats and fresh water. Since I was up anyway, I did whatever needed doing. How did this morph from me not feeling well, to Garry not feeling well? Is today’s pounding headache yesterday’s headache reborn with the morning?
By the time I sat down with the laptop, an English muffin with ginger preserves, and my big cup of coffee, I noticed I still don’t feel well. This totally sucks because we are going to visit friends for the rest of the week and I would prefer not feeling like something the dogs dragged in.
So I was at the doctor. How come I didn’t realize I was sick until I got home? Why now when we’re finally set to do something we actually want to do?
Don’t you hate when this happens?
This joke is definitely on me.
Doctor’s offices and mechanics are the same for me. If there isn’t an issue when I go… there is definitely one after I leave. =\
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Dentist’s too 🙂
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Yes that one makes the list!
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If I really think about it, there’s a pretty long list. Every time the cable guy comes to fix a problem, we end up with more and bigger problems. But they probably do it on purpose so we won’t call. It works. I’ll do anything to not have to call the cable people.
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That’s a good one. I could add a few more myself, lawn care companies? Suddenly I need everything sprayed with “special chemicals” or everything will die!!! lol
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The only positive thing to come out of this horrible summer is discovering the joy of pest control without guilt. No dead birds falling off their nests. A couple of years ago, particularly stupid neighbors sprayed poison everywhere and the robins died on their nests. Just fell over. Now, we can walk outside without getting dive bombed by mosquitoes and whatever those nasty little biting things are. It’s the first time in years we can go out without slathering all exposed skin with DET. Of course, it’s too hot and humid to go out, but if it ever cools down, we could give it a try. Hopefully before the snow flies.
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I kinda miss the humid south!
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Well, we’ve got humidity. More than enough. Happy to share! I think the humidity has been around 97% for the last month and a half. It’s not AIR out there. More like some hideous soup.
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Hope you both are feeling better or at least well enough to enjoy your time with friends!
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I’m having a lot of little talks with myself. I hope I listen.
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I’ve been lucky. We didn’t get sick until we were leaving Punta Cana. – then we were sick for quire a while – over 2 weeks. In Halifax, we were sun burned and dead tired after 2 days, but it rained on the third day. So God and the rest of us just … rested. Seemed to be planned out for us?
But it’s getting tougher all the time.
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That’s because we’re all getting older, so everything takes longer, including getting well. We’ll get there. I do wish this could have happened a week ago – or a week later. Either would have been better. Oh well.
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I feel your pain, but I hope you feel better soon. Feelings sick on top of chronic pain truly sucks.
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Yeah, it does. On the up side — if you could call it that — is it puts things in perspective. I didn’t feel great before, but I feel so much worse now, “before” seems fine. Never even think for a moment “things can’t get worse.” They can. They will. They always do. Fortunately, they get better again. Eventually.
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True on all counts.
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Sorry the novel has an ending. Your notes are never ending. Especially when you feel sick just after being with your doctor. Take care both of you
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Except now that they don’t put records on paper, it’s actually harder to get hold of records. I look at Delta’s huge, catastrophic computer failure and I figure that’s the leading edge of the future. We could lose everything. At the same time.
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I think your medical notes probably out last War and Peace. At least the novel
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I never made it through War and Peace. Even for me in my youth, it was way too long. I couldn’t imagine caring that much about any fictional character.
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Loved it.
Anything that makes us laugh is a good thing.
Thanks for sharing.
Hope you are feeling better.
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Thank YOU 🙂
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Feal better.
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I’m working on it 🙂
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Sorry. Hope you both rebound, and quickly.
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We have to. I’m NOT missing our little vacation 🙂
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Reblogged this on Covert Novelist and commented:
One more reason to smile, not at you, but with you! 🙂
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I remember when my son was a baby. I would take him to the doctor because I knew he was getting sick. Inevitably, there was nothing wrong, but the NEXT day, he was sick. Timing is everything.
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I laughed, maybe not out loud, but I laughed. Not at you, but with you, hopefully. Because there have been countless occasions that has happened to me. If you weren’t sick going in, you inevitably will be soon after! Couldn’t resist that one. Thank you for sharing because although you may not be well, it was funny. Take care, hope your feeling better soon.
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https://serenefacts.wordpress.com/2016/08/09/the-ephemeral-joys-of-childhood/
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That’s where the sick people go – to the doctor. Must have been some bug you picked up if not there somewhere else. Yes I do hate it when that happens.
Take it easy until you feel better..
Leslie
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And it’s the next day and I still feel like … well … sick. Damn. More coffee.I really want to go, but on the other hand, right now, I’m not going to be the fun guest of the summer.
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I’d lay low until you feel better, Marilyn. How is Garry doing? He was’t feeling well either.
Leslie
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We are running parallel courses here … AND it’s raining. I’m glad for the rain … but right now? Really? Is this a multi-part message from the universe?
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nap time!
Leslie
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Yup. Me and the dawgz.
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Had a little nap myself.
Leslie
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Get well soon, and continue writing! 🙂
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I’m sure this is no big deal and will pass. It is just very poorly timed. But then again, there’s never a good time for not feeling well 🙂
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Oh that’s rotten. I’ve had a terrible summer for being ill too… Hope you’re well soon. 🙂
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This hasn’t been one of the great summers. Sometimes, the magic just doesn’t work. I’m hoping this will turn out to be one of the 24 hour things, gone by tomorrow. It better be gone!
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Hope so… Yes I’ve definitely lost my magic.. Hope it comes back soon!
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Get Well soon, it might just be passing through. Most stuff does pass through, you just have to hope that it goes somewhere and does not return. I have begun to make a list before I see the doctor as when I am there, I forget most of the stuff I wanted to tell him. Is it an age thing, or just no wanting to waste the doc’s time with small talk?
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I think both. We don’t get a lot of time, and sometimes, even talking FAST, I don’t get to all of it. And that’s only what I remember. There’s always stuff I forgot. Usually more forgotten then remembered.
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Mrs. Swiss, it may be both. Today, we very much want to visit our old friends who live about 3 hours or less away. But we’re still feeling miserable. We’re hoping morning coffee will help us. So frustrating!
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Aw, hope you and Garry both feel better soon. Usually, I make a doctor’s appointment because I’m sick and by the time I actually get there, I’m not sick any more.
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This was a “conference about meds and stuff” call. If I’d felt sick at the time, well, probably there wasn’t anything to do about it anyway. It doesn’t feel like something that’ll get fixed with a pill. Drat!!!
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Murphy’s law, I think. Ditto on day/s before vacation or trips.
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Sorry, I didn’t think my feeling sick trumps (HATE that word!) you not feeling well. Maybe it’s in the air. Maybe it’s the dogs’ fault. I REALLY wanted to see that Doctor today to deal with my gums issue.
Hopefully, we’ll be right as rain tomorrow for our visit with old pals.
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This is NOT fair. We were fine. Why now? Oh malign fate!
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