A SERIAL KILLER? LATE SUMMER MURDER MYSTERY by GARRY ARMSTRONG (PART 2)

THIS IS FICTION! NOT TRUE. A STORY. NOT A REAL EVENT.

Homage to MidSomer Murders from Garry Armstrong, the show’s current number one fan. And with a nod  and a wink to Sunset Boulevard and Philip Marlowe. On the occasion of our granddaughter’s 20th birthday, a lovely little murder.

Photographs (mostly) by Marilyn Armstrong,  except for the first one, which is Garry’s, aka “The Victim.”


Investigators now must rethink their original premise.

It’s no longer an isolated or random case of violence. Network news outlets are in the area. The FBI’s BAU (Behavior Analyst Unit) is on the case too. This is the team popularized by TV’s long-running “Criminal Minds” series.  No local or state turf wars here because the case is becoming sufficiently bizarre even for veteran crime investigators.

In a gruesome discovery, a second victim has been found!

Murder most foul!

Local, state and federal investigators are offering minimal information about the latest victim. CSU photos show he was white, middle-aged, and apparently healthy. There’s no word on how or when the victim was killed. A local resident confirmed the body was found in the same area, the same farm land where the first murder occurred over a week ago.

Some wonder if  this is a worse case scenario.

A SERIAL killer running amuck…. on the heels of the late summer birthday party murder!!

Victim Number Two

Victim Number Two

Shock waves continue to reverberate. It’s the ultimate loss of innocence for a small town where typically, the top news item is roadwork tying up traffic on main street. Burglaries or car break-ins are the high-priority items on the police blotter. No one worries about big city violence. Everyone knows everybody. It’s that kind of town.

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My granddaughter’s birthday party murder was the game changer!

State police are still sifting through the testimony of party guests. Records are being checked for previous criminal activity. Cold cases are being unwrapped, searching for clues or patterns.

The honored guest

The honored guest

Reviewing party guests, no one stands out as an obvious suspect. Everyone seems pleasant, amiable. Perhaps not overly friendly, but polite and civil. No blatant hostility was evident. No obvious suspects stand out from the crowd.


THE SUSPECTS

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Profilers are looking at the gathering, breaking them down into age groups and backgrounds. Motive is the big question. Everyone is so vague in their answers. This case calls for someone with expertise.

And, that would be me. The victim. This is my case, my story. I will tell it best because it revolves around me. It always did, in life and now, in death.

A retired, award-winning TV News reporter, I was checking out suspicious things before my demise that warm summer’s day. Now I know it was no coincidence, but at the time, I was bemused by the variety of possible weapons I found in the shed. All so readily available to anyone with a grudge and an opportunity to commit murder.

I’d covered so many murders in my forty plus years on the job, I knew something was amiss. Something was strange, wrong. Creepy. Unfortunately, I was right. Pity I didn’t realize the object was … me.

I didn’t say anything to anyone. It was pleasant party. I hoped we could avoid family squabbles and enjoy the festivities and go home with nothing more than mild indigestion to deal with. Everyone was focused on food. Hot dogs, burgers, salad, coke and beer. Good stuff. Classic American cuisine.

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I was on my third or fourth hot dog. Feeling pretty good. I discreetly eyed the other guests, trying to put those weapons I’d seen out of my mind. Conversation was light. Restrained. Most guests kept their distance. Something was amiss, but I couldn’t put my finger on precisely what.

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It fell on me to make some toasts, I suppose because of my professional background. I looked at the faces as I offered some light banter. No one seemed offended — but no one really laughed. I must’ve touched someone’s hot button — but who?

I turned around to get some water. I felt a whack on the back of my head. The world went blank.

The Victim!

The FIRST victim!

On the ground unable to move, I could still hear the people gathered around me. I hoped someone was calling for help, but it seemed everyone was taking pictures — of me — or selfies with my body as background.

I heard giggles and laughter. Then nothing. Nothing but The Big Sleep.


More to come! Suggestions anyone? We suspect there will be at least one more victim, probably more than one. Who’s the killer … and what’s the motive? 

 



Categories: Fiction, Garry Armstrong, Humor, Photography

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19 replies

  1. I was the one giggling. Garry looks funny lying on the ground with his tongue hanging out.

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  2. I still think Fred the Flamingo was behind this. Although before declaring this the work of a serial killer, I’d have the coroner make sure that second victim isn’t just passed out from too many beers first…

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    • I KNEW we’d forgotten something. The CORONER! Who’s the coroner? Where’s the coroner? Where’s the beer?

      Fred Flamingo has been acting very wonky lately. He’s got something on his mind. I just thought he was worrying about winter, but maybe it’s his teeny, weeny conscience? Do flamingos have a conscience?

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  3. “In a year that has been so improbable, the impossible has happened.”

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  4. LOVE this! Brilliant stuff.

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  5. I already told you it was the BBQ guy
    You can tell by his red neck.

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  6. I’m now leaning more towards that suspicious-looking character top right with “Writer” on her sweatshirt. See how she hides her face with the camera? I bet she’s committing these murders to get some good photos…

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  7. Yah, I think it was the frog. (I kinda like frogs as you know) But this frog is looking a little nasty.
    Leslie

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  8. I love the way you put “THIS IS FICTION! NOT TRUE. A STORY. NOT A REAL EVENT.” at the head of the post. It makes the readers thinks it really is fiction. But I know better – if it’s not real, how could Marilyn get all those real photos, huh? And she must be in on the whole thing, because it doesn’t look like her camera shook at all on that photo of you holding that axe – I wouldn’t have wasted time taking photos, I’d a been the hell out of there! I may have to re-think my plans to move in with you two if I ever become homeless. 🙂

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    • You’re my kind of mind! Garry … in his comeback from the dead mode, is off moderating a panel on America’s penal system.

      I wouldn’t be surprised to discover they were ALL in on …. though probably not poor Dave. And I’m sure the frog knows something. Gonna have the boys take him out for a tune up. See if he starts singing a different song!

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