Relax. Chill. Take it easy, dude. Whatever it is, it can wait. Hurrying won’t get you anywhere faster, at least not anywhere you want to go.
1 – Everyone has ancestors that go back to the dawn of time. Just, some of you know their names.
2 – A good genetic package will keep you alive and kicking better and longer than even the healthiest lifestyle. I know a lot of people who indulged in orgies of drugs, booze, and all kinds of bad behavior. It looks like they will outlive all of us.
3 – It’s not what you don’t know that will get you. It’s what you do know that’s wrong.
4 – The truth will not set you free, but if you shout it from the rooftops, it will get you incarcerated.
5 – In the arts, dogged determination cannot overcome an absence of talent.
6 – In the real world, you don’t get medals for being “the hardest tryer.”
7 – Size matters.
8 – Your opinion is not as good as anybody else’s. An opinion backed by study, knowledge and genuine insight is better than yours.
9 – The hare beat the tortoise, but the tortoise had a better public relations department. History is written by the winners.
10 – You cannot always achieve your dream, no matter how hard you work. Sometimes, you need to go back to sleep, then dream something different.