The place? Amazon.com
QUESTION: It doesn’t have a baby strap, how am I supposed to safely attach my baby to it?
M. Yates answered on September 4, 2015
You can use the curtains and blinds attachment for a nice, gentle suction.
An Amazon Customer answered on September 2, 2015
This is just the standard model, without all the bells and whistles. If you want high quality baby straps, you should really go for the Dyson DC50, but those are at least $375-400. Some of the less expensive Shark models have inferior straps that are prone to breaking through regular wear and tear. At the end of the day, you get what you pay for.
DivinePrince answered on May 12, 2016
If you had gotten a Fair Trade Warranty on the baby, you wouldn’t be asking this question. Think ahead, next time.
Lucy answered on August 17, 2016
You know what? That’s a good question. I haven’t seen my baby since I strapped him to the lawn mower. I’ll be watching this question.
P-ro answered on July 13, 2016
Someone please think of the children!
Erek answered on September 3, 2015
Baby goes inside the wind tunnel
Barry answered on December 4, 2016
Teach your baby how to vacuum and how to change the oil in your car. It’s well worth the effort!
Navyvet answered on July 1, 2016
I don’t have a baby, so I’m wondering if I can hook up the dogs. Before you ask, yes, this is a real question and these are real answers.
Real vacuum cleaner, too. I ordered one and should have it today. Now that the house is clean, having a reasonably good vacuum cleaner might help keep it clean, even without proper baby straps. It’s modestly priced, has positive reviews. We don’t need an industrial grade machine; this should do the job.
There are other hilarious questions and answers for this product. I’ve seen this phenomenon before — mostly for photo gear — on Amazon. Rumors to the contrary notwithstanding, there are still people in this world with a sense of humor. It’s always worth glancing at the Q & A section and skimming comments, even for stuff you aren’t going to buy.
You just never know what you will find on Amazon.