YOU’RE NOT A MAN, YOU’RE A CHICKEN BOO – BY TOM CURLEY

So as the surreal non-reality show called Real Life continues, I’ve been reading and hearing  all sorts of people saying variations of the same theme.


“Is this real?”

“Are we in some kind of Tom Clancy novel?”

“If you wrote this as a movie nobody would buy it. It’s too unbelievable”

“Can I actually save 15% on my car insurance?”


The idea for this blog popped into my head a couple of days ago. I thought it was a “tad out there”. Even for me. Then “Ole 45” staged a “so called “press briefing”.

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After watching it I realized that my idea wasn’t a “tad out there” at all. (And I am rather proud that I’ve managed to use the word “tad” in two sentences). It was so crazy that even on Fox News the first thing the reporter said after it was over was. (and I’m not making this up) “Well all righty then.”

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We are not living in a Tom Clancy novel. We are not living in a badly written movie.  We are living in an episode of “Chicken Boo”.

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I have to assume most of you at this point are going “who”? It’s understandable. Chicken Boo was a recurring feature on a brilliantly funny cartoon show from the 1990’s called “The Animaniacs.”

You can get the whole series on Netflix. The show was written as much for the adults as for the kids. Chicken Boo was a minor feature of the show.

The premise was simple. Boo was a six-foot-tall chicken who lived on a farm. Because of this all the other chickens ran away from him because he was, well, a six-foot-tall chicken. So every episode, he would run away and try to fit in with humans by putting on a disguise.

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And it always  worked!  He would become the CEO of a company, a famous actor, a politician, etc.  He never talked. He just clucked. He never acted like a person. He acted like a chicken.

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People adored him, except that one person would always go “Hey! That guy’s a chicken!” And everybody would laugh at him. Then something happened that would remove the disguise, like his glasses would fall off. Everybody would look wide-eyed and scream. “That’s a CHICKEN! At this point they would all turn on him and drive him out-of-town. As he walked off into the sunset they would play the theme song.


Chicken Boo, what’s the matter with you?
You don’t act like the other chickens do.
You wear a disguise to look like human guys
But you’re not a man; you’re a chicken, Boo.


Over the last week it seems that the press, the media and most people I’ve talked to have been surprised to notice that our “so-called” President IS ACTUALLY REALLY HONEST TO GOD NUTS!

What fascinates me is the “surprise”.  It’s like they’d just seen the end of the first act of “Springtime For Hitler”.

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It’s been right out there in the open ever since he started  running. Just like in the cartoon, lots of people adore him.  And one

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Politifact.com “This guy’s a chicken”.

or two

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nbcnews.com “Uhhh … This guy’s a chicken”.

or a few hundred thousand people are going “Hey! That guy’s a chicken!”

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cnn.com HEY! THAT GUY’S A CHICKEN!

I went online to look for an episode. This is the first one I found. This is an actual episode. Made over 20 years ago.

It’s amazing.! You have to watch it. It’s only a few minutes long. Yes, the wig is the disguise. If you don’t have time to watch it, here’s a quick re-cap. Boo is pretending to be a Russian Ballet star who has defected to New York to work for the New York City Ballet .  His entourage and his director gushes over him while one press reporter asks “Are you a chicken?” He goes on stage and everybody loves him until his wig falls off and everybody screams “That’s a chicken!”  The audience leaves in disgust and the director kicks him out into the street.  As he walks away you hear.


You wear a disguise to look like human guys
But you’re not a man; you’re a chicken, Boo.


Reality is now looking more and more like this cartoon. 45’s  wig has fallen off and it was concealing a pile of mixed nuts.

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I figured that I was probably the first person to make this rather obscure analogy. But then I Googled “Chicken Boo is Donald Trump.” This is what popped up.

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Well, all righty, then.


You wear a disguise to look like a Presidential  guy
But you’re not a man; you’re a chicken, Boo.


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8 thoughts on “YOU’RE NOT A MAN, YOU’RE A CHICKEN BOO – BY TOM CURLEY

  1. bwahahahah it’s deja vu all over again. I never saw the chicken boo cartoons, but I have now and then considered the similarities to FogHorn LegHorn from the old Bugs Bunny cartoons of the 50s and 60s. Why do roosters with attitude problems keep cropping up…

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    • Foghorn was actually intelligent, but yes a con man. What I still can’t believe is that one cartoon I found. You really have to watch it. At one point he gazes adoringly at himself in a mirror and then puts a crown on his head. No his wig.

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      • Hola, Pancho!!

        Senorita Mary-Lynne just played the Chicken Boo “Ballet” clip. Hilarious!!

        Your piece is another winner in our on going ridicule, guerilla war against 45. I wasn’t familiar with Chicken Boo but he IS a funny character.

        I love this!!

        Ceesco

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  2. I’ve never seen Chicken Boo. There are certainly aspects of your argument that fit. However, as a government employee…I can only say that I love the creativity of your journalism and if that creativity seems to reflect any reality we are living, well, alrighty then.

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