LABELS (MY WORDS DON’T RHYME)

I AM YOUR LABEL AND I MAKE YOU ITCH!

My name is Label. I’m stuck on you.

Remove me or move me

No matter what you do …

You can never escape.

I’m on your neck, until you twitch.

I am your Label.

I make you itch.

20 thoughts on “LABELS (MY WORDS DON’T RHYME)

  1. I can’t stop laughing.., many is the time I’ve removed one of those suckers because it scratched.., but somehow a tiny piece always seems to remain to continue its mission. Aren’t there softer labels?

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  2. I have found clothing with stamped-in labels, My Fruit of the Loom t-shirts are like that, and Old Navy puts them on things too. I’d think it would save companies a ton of money to not only not have to pay for the fabric to be cut and printed, but to pay stitchers just for label-attachments.
    I have a wonderful little tool called a stitch ripper with a wickedly pointed end, and the entire thing looks like a harpoon–you can wiggle it under the thread and cut it open, and then pick apart the rest of the threading. Takes awhile, but it’s worth the effort.

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    • Cheap companies use silk screening. Apparently it’s against the principles of “better” companies. I think it’s stupid, but I have never worried about labels. And anyway, I ONLY buy on sale. No full price anything.

      Now that you mention it, I have a seam ripper too. I think I will use it. The only problem is when the product is stretchy. They you can do a lot of damage anyway.

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