WHEN A PUPPY GOES NUTS – GARRY ARMSTRONG

We can’t call for help. The Police wouldn’t even file a report. They’d smirk and call it a domestic matter. We’re senior citizens, living alone, with three furry kids. We’ve tried to be good parents, but sometimes good love turns bad.

This is the carnage from “Duke”,  our newest family member. Duke is about 15-months old. He’s brought new life into household, lighting a fire under Bonnie and Gibbs,  our Scotties who’d settled into the lazy life.

Duke’s energy is something to behold! He can leap over the baby gates in our house in a single bound. He bounces off walls while chasing toys at a dizzying pace. Look —  it’s … SUPERDOG!!

The price of living with Superdog is commitment to patience as he demands constant attention for most of our awake hours. You can’t ignore Duke. He won’t allow you to dismiss him. If you do, you’ll pay! This is a dog from whom lack of attention brings in-your-face barking … into which Bonnie often enthusiastically joins.

TV? Reading? Thinking? Not while the two of them are going at it.

Duke is on a mission to dismantle the wooden basket that contains all the doggie toys. The toys have been tuned up like some two-bit felons in a small town Police interrogation room. Those toys, like most two-bit felons, won’t rat on Duke. They’re scared. Scared big time!

Duke makes it clear what he’ll do to squealers. He’s methodically chewing through the wooden basket. I’ve cleaned up the crime scene several times in the past two days. No flies on Duke!  He just returns and continues to destroy the basket, leaving little pieces scattered across the floor, just in case we don’t get his message.

Marilyn has ordered chewy toys, a last-ditch effort at getting Duke to turn his life around.

It’s down to a few desperate hours. Will the chewy toys arrive in time? If not, this grisly scene could be the epitaph for a loving couple who tried to save a puppy from going nuts.

47 thoughts on “WHEN A PUPPY GOES NUTS – GARRY ARMSTRONG

  1. Garry, you had me in stitchesreading about Duke. I know I shouldn’t laugh, but there’s that sens eof familiarity. That knowledge of having been there and nowadays, sadness that those days have passed. Our Border Collie, Bilbo passed away a month ago at 11 and I knew things were grim when he couldn’t chase the ball down at the beach a few days before he passed. As a pup, he used to rip the eyes off my kids toys. He’d run to the beach with such speed, force and determination that his walker almost took off like a kite in his wake. I was in hospital and he went under the house and chewed through all the IT cables and only stopped when he started chewing through an electric cable and must’ve received a light zap. Thankfully he retreated. When it came to his tennis ball, he was an addict not content to round us and our visitors up. At hte beach, he’d bark at our dog owners throwing the ball for their dogs, to throw it for him. He was a Border Collie.
    A few years ago, we adopted a second dog as he wasn’t looking well and wanted to have a transition to ease things with the kids. This time we adopted a 2 year old Border collie x Ruby Cavalier from a farm who was still living with her dog family. I just focused on the border collie part and that she’d be smaller than Bilbo. However, she’s much more os a spaniel in nature and quite docile. Doesn’t chase anything, which really is quite a shock. Not into chew toys either. She’s more into hunting and sniffing and trying to escape.
    We are planning to get a Border Collie pup next year. However, warning bells are sounding. Do we really have enough energy for that? They really are high octane and the kids would need to walk the dog and that requires no explainations.
    Anyway, thanks for your post. I realy enjoyed it.
    Best wishes,
    Rowena

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    • It’s not such an easy decision. I had not been planning another dog, but Duke kind of popped up out of nowhere. Despite the fact that he is a bit exhausting, it was a good idea. He is lively and bouncy and he has made Bonny act like a puppy again. Gibbs is a bit down in the dumps since he thought he was the only boy dog in the world and now he isn’t, but he is coping and I think he’ll be fine. I would suggest you get a dog that is old enough to housebreak immediately — or preferably is already housebroke. That getting up all night can do you in at our age.

      But our dogs keep us young and keep us moving. They change the activity level for everyone in the house and they make us laugh. We may be tired, we need that extra push. It’s good for us.

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      • I know what you mean, Marilyn. When Lady arrived 3 years ago, she really pepped Bilbo up and gave him a second wind. He lost about 10 kilos and cheered us all up after an initial adustment period where we had front and back door dogs. Dogs are so good for you and certainly lift your mood and keep you active. Doesn’t take a scientific study to know that.
        Best wishes,
        Rowena

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    • Rowena, thank you!! Duke sounds a lot like your Bilbo. Maybe they did time at the same Doggie Pen for recidivist Toy Chewers. Duke’s getting the chance to turn his life around and leave that life behind. I hope it’s not a case of once a con, always a con. Glad you enjoyed the post, Rowena.

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  2. Hopefully the chewy toys will do the trick. I don’t think soft toys are going to be an option till this ball of energy matures a bit. I guess in his previous homes Duke did not have room to run around and go crazy so he’s been storing up all this energy.Perhaps you can put his attention seeking to good use by spending the time teaching him some commands. He sounds pretty smart although whether he’ll want to obey is another story. You might just have to be the dog with the bigger bark. Still you couldn’t stay mad with that face for long could you?

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  3. Buy those flat dog toys with no stuffing. It’s really difficult for them to tear them apart. Our dog Poptart is a chewer who also meticulously picks the seams of toys apart to get at the squeaky and it took him months to get those apart. Between him and Brandy (who likes to “kill” them every time and plays tug of war with anyone and everyone), those things really last.

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    • Most of them ARE flat these days, except for the balls and the two or three stuffed ones that haven’t died yet. The nylabones should help keep him from trying to eat the house. I think ultimately he will be happy with balls and not much else. He is seriously into retrieving. I think that’s going to be his big thing 🙂 But he’s young, so we’ll see.

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    • Willow, you can clearly see “killer” in Duke’s eyes as we play tug of war. Question is — will the incoming chewy toys satisfy Duke…or will he become a serial chewer? Only time will tell.

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  4. Duke sounds like my Moon Shadow she is 19 months old with energy to burn I keep a cache of toys and bones near me to pass to her as she tears through the house. eventually she finds the one that she wants to spend time with and I have about 20 minutes of peace. She was such a chewer that she wrecked the nylabones. So my local grocer helped me out with several huge bones my guys have two apiece they have lasted almost a year. Patience and energy both needed in abundance with my two husky pups.

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  5. he needs his own flock of sheep. If you have ever seen a border collie in full cry, herding sheep, you can understand Duke’s endless energy, The other suggestion, and this is valid, he may need to have That Operation. It will settle him down, and he won’t be struggling to dominate the Other Males (including Garry) in the house. Im sure Bonnie would approve, paws down.
    He sounds like an alpha dog with nothing to be alpha about, and many of them as they get older will get very defensive about intruders. Even family.

    Just a thought.

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    • He’s already had The Surgery, though i think his body doesn’t realize it yet. He will slow down as they get a little older, but Duke is more tightly wound than most. When we came back this morning, as I was on the stairs, he must have run up and down the stars twenty times in about 3 minutes. i thought maybe i should just stand there and wait until he got tired. Garry gets him all wound up and runs him around earlier in the day and that seems to help. If he gets a lot of attention in the afternoon, he’s less intense in the evening.

      I can SEE this guy herding sheep. He’s got that kind of focused energy that screams “border collie.”

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  6. Garry, you ARE the “Dog God”, no therapy needed there. They come to you to talk about their thoughts and complaints, oh yeah, and can’t forget FOOD! haha…I’m glad to see Duke is working out with Bonnie and Gibbs. Hes adorable. How could you NOT love that face, and that energy??? Maybe if you guys all sit in a session, they can figure out how to get that “angry mob” together, with THEM leading the way!

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    • I got six nylabones. I’m not convinced it’ll keep him busy longer than half an evening. He’s been doing some serious work on the big basket. I’m just trying to keep him from getting equally enthusiastic about the furniture. Or our shoes. Or the remotes and electronics.

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    • Squirrel, the chewy toys arrived. Marilyn gave big chewy bones to Duke, Bonnie and Gibbs. Okay? Chewy bones disappeared quickly last night as the living room turned into a Duke Wayne bar room brawl. It was terr’ble!

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  7. Peace be with you both. 🙂 I brought a dog home from the pound once who ate the fog lights off the car and the batts off the side of the house as far as he could reach. I felt bad, but that little ball of fur went back to the pound to hopefully be loved by someone more patient. 🙂

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    • Well, he was better today than yesterday, so we live in hope. We gave all the dogs nylabones which they promptly hid, so now no one has one. I bet they don’t remember where they put them, either. Garry says he can relate to that.

      He really is a good dog and the only thing he’s taken on is the basket that holds the toys. He hasn’t eaten any furniture, electrical cords, or even shoes. We have lived with a dog who was rampant destruction for her entire life. I don’t think I could do that again, but he’s mostly super energetic. Which I’m hoping will slow down as he rounds the corner into two years.

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