This is not something I thought up on my own. But I love the idea. A while back our Dunder-Head-In-Chief tweeted that he was “like, a really smart person and a very stable genius”.
What’s an unstable genius? Lex Luthor?
Who knows? All I know is anybody who’s been paying attention to the last year knows at least two things.
This particular tweet started a meme. No, not just a meme, but a movement! People realized that having a stable genius in the Oval Office is a good idea. Who is a true, honest to God stable genius?
- He lives in a stable.
- He’s a genius.
Think about it, it would be very hard to insult him.
TRUMP: You’re a horse’s ass!
MR. ED: Yeah, so? I’m a horse. What’s your excuse?
And he’d have the ultimate put down line. Anytime Trump says something stupid all he has to do is say:
That’s even better than Ronald Reagan’s, “Well, there you go again.”
Don’t believe me? It’s right there in the theme song!
“People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.”
Hell, parts of the theme song can be his campaign ad!
“Go right to the source and ask the horse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed”
So, there it is. Hope for the future. A real stable genius for President!
I can only see one real problem with moving forward with this movement.
Mr. Ed, is dead.
Damn, I really hate ending on a down note. So here again are two dogs playing “I Got Your Nose!”