WE NEED A REAL STABLE GENIUS IN THE WHITE HOUSE – TOM CURLEY

This is not something I thought up on my own. But I love the idea. A while back our Dunder-Head-In-Chief tweeted that he was “like, a really smart person and  a very stable genius”.

What’s an unstable genius? Lex Luthor?

Stable genius. Unstable genius.

Who knows? All I know is anybody who’s been paying attention to the last year knows at least two things.

  1. He’s not stable
  2. He’s definitely not a genius.

This particular tweet started a meme. No, not just a meme, but a movement! People realized that having a stable genius in the Oval Office is a good idea. Who is a true, honest to God stable genius?

Mr. Ed.  He has all the qualifications:

  1. He lives in a stable.
  2. He’s a genius.

Not only would he be a good President. He’d be a great candidate, which is what you really need to be to become President.

Think about it, it would be very hard to insult him.

TRUMP: You’re a horse’s ass!

MR. ED: Yeah, so? I’m a horse. What’s your excuse?

And he’d have the ultimate put down line. Anytime Trump says something stupid all he has to do is say:

“Oh, Wilbur.”

That’s even better than Ronald Reagan’s, “Well, there you go again.”

So, I am joining the legions of people behind the new and ever-growing movement. Mr. Ed in 2020!

We won’t have to worry about endless stupid tweets because Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say!

Don’t believe me? It’s right there in the theme song!

“People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.”

Hell, parts of the theme song can be his campaign ad!

“Go right to the source and ask the horse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed”

Yet. I’m Mr. Ed, and I approve this message.

So, there it is. Hope for the future. A real stable genius for President!

I can only see one real problem with moving forward with this movement.

Mr. Ed, is dead.

Damn, I really hate ending on a down note. So here again are two dogs playing “I Got Your Nose!”

9 thoughts on “WE NEED A REAL STABLE GENIUS IN THE WHITE HOUSE – TOM CURLEY

  1. fromsandyknob February 4, 2018 / 12:21 am

    Way back when I really enjoyed watching Mr. Ed. Resembles an old draft horse we had. Called Frank. when I was a kid…

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  2. Marilyn Armstrong February 4, 2018 / 12:22 am

    I LOVE horses. I’d vote for either end! Any old horse has got to be an improvement.

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      • tomcurley1 February 4, 2018 / 4:09 pm

        It would make all the Iowa fair bullshit more fun.

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    • tomcurley1 February 4, 2018 / 4:08 pm

      Yup. One is a horse’s ass. The other is Mr. Ed.

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  3. lwbut February 5, 2018 / 8:32 am

    Thank Heavens for that Video – it sure comes in handy these days! 😉

    So would Mr Ed use a really large keyboard so he can hit the keys with his hooves to tweet or does he hold a straw between his teeth and tap the keys with it?

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