FOWC with Fandango — My Stupid Day
Some days, I’m smart. I can feel the smarts buzzing around my head, but this is not one of those days.
Let me start with my first stupidity of the day. I needed a refill on a medication. It said that I’d had 120 of them in the bottle a little more than a month ago and I have 15 now because I don’t always take the full amount I’m allowed. It’s for pain so I can do that.
I called the doctor’s office hoping for something with a refill on it but was told they’ve changed the law, so I can’t get refills anymore. I pointed out it isn’t an opioid. She pointed out “It’s amazing what things people will misuse.”
We both agreed that 120 pill was good for two months, even though I’m supposed to take four of them and it’s only 120 pills — but should be good for two months.
I called the pharmacy and complained I hadn’t gotten enough pills, except when I hung up, I multiplied 4 times 3o and came up with 120 — for ONE month. I should mention the pharmacist didn’t notice the problem either.
Apparently, no one can multiply 4 times 30 and come up with a one month supply of 4 pills a day.
Damn.
I called back the office and said: “Hey, how much are 4 times 30?”
She sighed. “120. After you hung up, I realized we weren’t quite getting the multiplying thing right.”
I explained that I felt like a moron having just argued this point with the pharmacy. She said that math was never her good subject either. Neither one of us could multiply 4 times 30 and get 120. How depressing is that?
Then I spent a fair amount of time calculating which of two barn jackets — the classic LL Bean or the very not classic Land’s End lined version. I was going to buy it until I realized the LL Bean jacket is much nicer looking coat, but the Land’s End would be more user-friendly given our weather. At which point I also realized — I don’t need a coat. What’s more, I can’t afford one. And also — I have that same LL Bean jacket in my coat closet. Same size, color, style. Just from last year.
Not even at 50% off.
And my hand is killing me because I took my brace off (because I can’t type with it on) and now, I’m back where I was yesterday.
So much for today’s smarts.
