Weekly Word Prompt: Humor
One Sunday in church, Pastor’s sermon was about forgiveness. He asked everyone in the church to stand up, then he asked those who had any enemies to sit down. Everyone sat down but one very old woman.
“You have no enemies at all?” asked Pastor.
“Not a single one,” she answered, nodding her agreement.
“Please, come up here and tell everyone how you reached such a great age without having any enemies,” said Pastor. A deacon accompanied the elderly woman to the pulpit and everyone in church applauded as she slowly made her way up the steps. Pastor adjusted the microphone.
“You must have done a lot of forgiving,” said Pastor. “Please, tell us your secret.”
The old lady smiled beatifically.
“I outlived the bitches,” she said.
Categories: #Photography, Anecdote, Architecture
Very nice night time Photo.., what is this building?
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It’s the Episcopal Church on the common in Uxbridge. Built around 1875. It’s very pretty in the snow with their simple wreaths on the doors.
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heh heh….heard it before but still love it.
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It’s an old joke, but a good one.
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😂😂😂 I’ll have to remember that one. Thanks 😎
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Every day is another victory 😀
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LMAO hahahahahahah seriously, LOVED it!
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Just keep on keeping on. That’s the secret!
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So true!
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That’s the secret! I’m working on it.
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I figure any day I get up, manage to walk to the kitchen to turn on the coffee, is a GOOD day.
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Ha ha ha…. good one!😂
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Just stay alive. GET A FLU SHOT AND VOTE!
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I voted (by mail), got a flu shot, and I’m working on staying alive!
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Good. I have crazy friends that don’t get it.
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I WILL vote…, Still not convinced about the “flu Shot”
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I’ve said my piece. Do vote. We are going to need every vote we can get.
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Though nothing is written in stone.., I’m pretty sure I’ll get to vote, on Nov. 6th, before I die of the flu.
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nice one!
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I’m working on outliving them. Age matters.
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Go for it! I’m right behind you 🙂
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OLDIE …but goodie.
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