BONNIE IS HOME FROM THE SALON – Marilyn Armstrong

I know the dogs are a total mess when I stop taking pictures of them. The Duke tends to look good most of the time, but both Scottish terriers get seriously grubby. They love dirt. They long for filth.

Garry and Bonnie

Terriers — dogs of the earth — love to dig. They love to roll in the dirt they dug and the hole they made. Our front yard — any part of it that isn’t entirely rocky — looks like a missile testing site.

Classic beard!

They race outside and bury their faces in the mud. We brought Bonnie home from “The Bark Ark” where they trimmed her down to something dog-shaped (she needs to lose a few pounds), put a Christmas style bandanna on her and home we came.

I said: “We should take her picture right away — before she’s dirty again.”

Bonnie with Garry

Garry agreed and went directly to the back deck — from which every last bird departed as we arrived. You’d think they’d figure out by now we aren’t planning to eat them for dinner. Never mind.

I had to go inside and get The Good Camera. By the time  (a minute later) I was back on the deck, Bonnie was rolling her face around on the deck and had managed to add a few sticks, twigs, and dead leaves to her beautiful trim.

Sketch portrait of a beautifully groomed Bonnie

I dusted her off, told Garry to please hold her so I could take pictures. She’s short even by my standards. When she’s on the deck, the only way to get her picture would be for me to lie flat and hope she cooperates. That didn’t seem likely. Anyway, getting up from lying flat on the deck didn’t seem like my best idea of the day.

More handsome Bonnie. They actually groomed her like a Scottish Terrier. No puffs on her tail!

Now I have pictures. For Bonnie, this is as good as it gets. And I think we’ve found a new groomer. The price is the same, but they are miles closer to us and don’t have quite the same attitude that they are doing us a favor by grooming the dogs. They are groomers. They are supposed to groom dogs.

Of course, they haven’t met Gibbs or The Duke yet.


A note on local groomers:

Most of them don’t seem to have any idea what a pure-bred dog should look like when groomed. Let’s assume that half the dogs they groom are pure-bred, but aren’t going to be shown (because people who are showing dogs do their own grooming).

It’s hard to show how dark she really is. This is pretty close.

You would think that the groomers would buy a book about dogs and look at the pictures, thereby getting an idea of what this particular dog should look like, wouldn’t you? Even if they aren’t going into a show ring, every breed has some kind of standard.

I’ve gotten my dogs back with puffy tails. With eyebrows and beards shaved off. With tufted ears.

Good grief! A Scottish Terrier with tufted ears and a puffy tail is a travesty.

Two!

These people actually knew what I meant when I said: “Face Scotty, shave everything else down because all that long  hair does is collect more dirt.” They knew exactly what to do … AND because I explained that Bonnie’s eyes are bad and need constant treatment, they trimmed her eyebrows so that they look “Scotty,” but are leaving enough of her face clear so it will be easy to treat her. I appreciate that.

This is the “show ring” version. Most of us skip all the skirts because it’s just more dirt.

Sometimes, when she’s really in her final grubby stage, I have trouble finding her eyes. I know they are there. But where?



Categories: dogs, Humor, Pets, Photography, Scottish Terrier

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11 replies

  1. Lookin’ good. Showstopper.

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  2. The Scotties always look nice after grooming, terriers do love to dig. Naomi’s Australian terrier x is always trying to dig his way under the fence or getting bits of grass all over him. Cindy being a lab type is easier to keep tidy but does love to roll in stuff.

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  3. She’s looking pretty spiffy.
    Leslie

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  4. lmao, it’s true. I had a terrier when I was a kid. But I must say, looking very lovely for the moment. A must enjoy moment for they don’t last long, lmao

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  5. Great Photo’s – when does Garry go to the groomers??

    Bonnie looks beautiful (at least for now) – the camera takes 10 lbs off her. 😉

    You must be so grateful for them letting you live in their home! 🙂

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  6. They are looking good and well cared for. Dirt just belongs to their aura

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    • They love dirt and are particularly happy when they stink. The better we make them smell, the harder they work at fixing it so they smell like THEY want to smell! Yuck. At least she’ll be clean for a few days and her coat is short, so she can’t get too disgusting for a while.

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  7. She’s beautiful — and her coloration shows up nicely in these photos!

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    • She is lovely and Garry adores her. Garry always has ONE dog with whom he is deeply in love, though he loves them all. But Bonnie is his baby and we have had her since she was tiny. She is a little bit hefty, but we don’t remind her. She might be afraid to wear her bikini.

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