White. I am not white because snow is white and I do not look anything like snow. The whites in my wash are not nearly white enough and anyway, it’s all racist. Everything needs to be neutral beige.
The sky has cleared. It was sort of white. Now it’s sort of blue with patchy puffs of white. It’s getting cold again and they think it might snow Christmas Day, but they don’t know anything anymore because the weather is refusing to behave itself.
If you use super-duper Tide, your whites will be whiter than white. I know this because they said so on television, so it must be true.
May our Christmas be dusted with the lightest of fluffy white snow, but nothing deep enough to plow.