So, 2018 is over. Like any end of the year, the last few weeks were filled with “Year End Retrospectives.” A year ago I wrote this blog.
I hate year-end retrospectives.
Especially this year. A year ago, all anybody could talk about was just how much 2016 sucked. And it did. But then, along came 2017.
2017 said to 2016 “Here, hold my beer” Then along came 2018 who said to 2016 and 2017 “Pussies! Let me show you how it’s really done.”
So here’s my “Year End Retrospective, The Short and To-The-Point-2018-Edition.” And yes, I’m doing it in 2019. Why? Because I’m a rebel because I’m going rogue because I only remembered I wrote it last year on New Year’s Eve this year. So here it is, 2018 month-by-month.
January. Well, that sucked.
February. God, that really sucked.
March. Are you kidding me? How much more can this possibly suck?
April. This can’t get worse.
May. It got worse.
June. Are you fucking kidding me!?
July. This is just not happening.
August. Well, that just happened. WTF?!
September. This is insane.
October. No, he’s insane.
November. Shit, he is REALLY insane.
December. This insanity has to end.
🎇🎶 Happy New Year. 🎶🎇
At least we still have Betty White.
PS: And to start the New Year off on a good note, I give you two dogs playing “I got your nose.”