Non-Western Division, by Rich Paschall
You have clearly been waiting patiently for the coming of my next top 10 list. Well, wait no more. I have diligently gone through the memory banks to produce a list for you. After compiling a hefty amount of TV theme songs, I find that I had to limit the category. Out went the novelty songs like The Addams Family and Gilligan’s Island. Out too were the game show themes.
We could not include your cartoon favorites or even the great pieces written for news broadcasts or special events. The Olympics theme that NBC gets to overuse with each Olympics is a stand out piece introduced in 1984 and easily recognizable now. I could make a case for a hundred songs if I did not find a “theme” for this list of themes, so drama shows is the category. Comedy and Western top tens will come in the following weeks.
Now I admit I do not watch a lot of television shows anymore, aside from sports, so most of these will not be of recent vintage. But it is uniquely my list and may include a few of your favorites. Please add to the list in the comments below.
Getting an honorable mention is the theme from MASH. You may say that it is a comedy, but many considered it a serious show with some dark humor tossed in. Also, the theme song, Suicide Is Painless, was actually written for the movie and wisely used without the words for the television show. Along with the series, the theme has reached iconic status.
Another honorable mention goes to the Star Trek themes. Many will tell you that the second series, The Next Generation, improved upon the original song, scripts, and special effects. I still like the original series with William Shatner chewing up the scenery at every chance.
10. The West Wing theme. The show gave us a White House that was not chaotic and actually rather “presidential.” President Bartlet was the strong and compassionate leader we could love. The theme shouted Americana and represents a grandeur of the office. Composer W.G. “Snuffy” Walden won an Emmy for the work.
9. Twilight Zone theme. The one you all know was not the original theme. The first season had a different, more ethereal style theme. The famous one was a couple of short cues CBS had commissioned of Marius Constant as “work made for hire” and spliced together. Have you ever gone “do do do do, do do do do” to something strange?
8. Believe It Or Not, The Greatest American Hero. The unlikely hero of this show (William Katt) gets a superhero suit, but no instructions. The recording by singer Joey Scarbury stayed 18 weeks on the Top 40 and made it to number 2 in August of 1981.
7. Hill Street Blues theme, by Mike Post who also co-authored Believe It Or Not. The 1980’s cops drama was a critical success and ran 7 seasons. Released in 1981, the song spent months on the pop charts.
6. Rockford Files theme, Mike Post teamed up with yet another person to pen this tune. The 1970’s detective drama starred James Garner and ran 6 seasons. The theme was Post’s first theme to reach the top ten.
5. Hawaii Five-0. The tune was written by Morton Stevens who also added some episode scores for the original series. A hit version by the Ventures climbed the pop charts in 1969. The iconic tune was reused for the current series.
4. A few notes in and you will immediately know the music for the spy thriller Mission Impossible. The show is pretty dated now, but still fun to watch. Here Lalo Schifrin plays his famous composition:
3. Doctor Who theme. The current theme is an updated version of the original but is still pretty good. Can you imagine the Doctor travelling in the tardis to any other music? Here are all the versions, just in case you need them.
2. Perry Mason theme. For some unknown reason, this did not even make some lists I reviewed. I think it fits the show perfectly. It was reused in a series of Perry Mason movies long after the television series. The movies also starred Raymond Burr as the lawyer who never loses.
1. The best television theme was the classic tune by Henry Mancini for Peter Gunn. The private detective series featured jazz music like any good film noir detective movie of the 1950’s. The music was also recycled in the Blues Brothers movie. Mancini won an Emmy Award for the music and a Grammy for the album.
Next week: Top Television Theme Songs, Comedy Division