If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?
Pretty much what I already do. If I didn’t have to sleep AND I had more money, it would be a different question with more entertaining answers.
What job would you be terrible at?
I was the worst secretary of all time. I was really bad. I resented taking orders, resented being treated like a “second-rate” worker — and I quit after less than two weeks. I’m sure they were deeply grateful. Lord knows I was.
When was the last time you climbed a tree?
I wasn’t much of a tree climber even when I was a kid. The only time I remember, I stepped in a hornet’s nest which reduced my tree climbing enthusiasm by %150.
Do you count your steps?
Bonus question (just because it’s really silly) What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself?
Mostly by chopping off the tip of a finger while cutting up vegetables. I’ve done it SO MANY TIMES that I’m sure my house is full of traces of my blood. For a while, no one would let me hold a sharp object.
“PUT DOWN THAT KNIFE AND BACK AWAY FROM THE COUNTER!”
I have also slammed my finger in my desk drawer, car door, front door, and one really BIG fire door at school. There are lots more. I just can’t remember them all.