AMERICA IN 140 WORDS – Marilyn Armstrong

The original Revolution was mostly about money, like all wars. Especially about taxes on tea, which was huge until we discovered coffee. Also, who should pay what and to whom.

We believed we should keep all the money. King George felt otherwise. We offered to split the difference.

Photo: Garry Armstrong

George said “Hell NO!” So, we fought a war.

France, which was pissed off at England anyway, came with warships and troops. They helped us beat the British, then went home to have their own revolution. We forgot to pay them back for their help.

Oops.

In a later skirmish called “The War of 1812,” the British returned to burn down Washington DC. We survived so that 48 years later, we could fight the unCivil War within this country. I’m not sure we’ve gotten over it yet.

The rest is history.



Categories: American history, History, Humor, Marilyn Armstrong, Myths and Fables

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17 replies

  1. Fortunately, with Canada, Australia and New Zealand the Brits did not indulge in their favourite colonial hobby of partitioning. Sometimes Australia does still feel like a collection of warring states though.
    Happy Fourth of July anyway.

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  2. We’re still tied to the mother land, although, when I think of home – it’s definitely Canada.
    Leslie

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  3. We Brits were always having problems with our colonies. Thank goodness the Yanks discovered Coke, otherwise we would still be arguing about the tes

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