OK, I have to be honest. I didn’t write this. I wish I did. I found it in the comments section of some article I was reading. I don’t remember the article, I read so many. But I loved this. It was posted by someone called “Zoltan Kamarchuk.” If he wrote it, kudos to him. If he didn’t, I’m glad he posted it.
I’m currently watching the impeachment hearings against Boss Tweet and thought it would be a good time to share this.
Twas the night ‘fore impeachment and all through the House
The only thing stirring was Lindsey the Louse.
He placed flowers and notepads in the Chamber with care
McConnell was nestled all smug in his head
With dreams of dismissal and more states turned red
While Trump in his bathrobe hands Melania a box
When suddenly Grisham burst in on the scene
Startling LIndsey, who he thought quite mean.
Her hands were both shaking, she was white as a sheet
” The trial is a hoax. There was no collusion”
Forget what you saw, it was all an illusion.
The whole things a witch hunt, there’s nothing to find,
Graham jumped into action, he had to be quick
To show his support and not miss a trick
He speed-dialed the number, the signal was sent
Going back to his office, he happened to see
CNN down the hall and decided to flee.
But he wanted to look, so he quickly turned ’round.
As soon as the camera had half caught his eye,
Jordan tore off his jacket and loosened his tie.
He carefully answered each question he got
With some previous talking point, he had been taught.
The fault wasn’t Donald’s, he said with a sniff
It was Biden and Clinton, Pelosi and Schiff.
The President hasn’t done anything wrong.
He gave trillions to farmers and that isn’t all.
He built everyone an un-climb-able wall.
But no moat filled with gators, piranhas or snakes.
Ivanka and Jared were at the train station.
Having both felt the need for a sudden vacation.
They wanted to leave without rocking the boat,
Jared’s was quiet, Ivanka’s was sweet.
Donald Junior decided to just send a tweet.
Tiff was in Europe but she had to stay on.
Again, to who ever wrote this, well done.
And to all a good night.
Categories: #American-history, #News, Politics, Tom Curley
I loved it, very witty even though I didn’t know all the references.
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couldn’t believe I found a picture of crayons with erik’s Name on all of them
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Isn’t is wonderful how all the best satiric poetry matches “T’was the night before Christmas?”
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Huzzahs to Zoltan K! This is great, a keeper for the holidays & beyond. And, Thomas, kudos for you giving ZK credit for HIS piece. You’ll do.
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sort of a classic rhyme scheme.
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That’s absolutely BRILLIANT! Thanks Tom, for sharing it and giving me a pre-Christmas laugh…. !
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Yeah, it was too good not to share.
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