Fandango’s February Expressions #22
I rather prefer Dorothy Parker’s version:
“You can lead a whore to culture but you cannot make her think.”
Thus spake the Orange Man!
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Categories: Humor, Marilyn Armstrong, Sayings and Platitudes
YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER BUT YOU CANNOT MAKE HIM DRINK – Marilyn Armstrong
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? – Marilyn Armstrong 
SERENDIPITY - SEEKING INTELLIGENT LIFE ON EARTH 
😀 lol! Now that’s funny!
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Horticulture?
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Say it out loud 🙂
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There are forms of vitamin A, retinoids, that you can put on your skin to help it look young. One problem is you have to stay out of the sun. One thing that happens if you use, say, Retinol, and go out into the sun and, say, golf, is that it turns your skin orange. You look like an Umpa Lumpa. So either the Orange One only puts these products on part of his face, or other parts of his face, like beyond his hair line, doesn’t receive as much sun….
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OR he sprays himself with fake suntan lotion which ALSO turns your skin orange. Especially if you are very white-skinned.
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Could be. Either way, it is 100% vanity…
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He is the total asshole.
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Yep, no argument there…
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Actually, the reason I say Vit. A is that his skin is not as wrinkled as most 70+ year old people I know. It’s orange, yes, but not wrinkled. He uses everything he can buy to try to make himself look younger.
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I wonder how many surgeons have had a go at him.
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Quite a few.
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🤣🤣 do you think he knows how ridiculous his fake tan looks
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Apparently no one has had the guts to tell him.
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🤣🤣👍
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❤
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😂
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