TODAY IS NATIONAL ASSHOLE AWARENESS DAY!

There has never been a dearth of assholes in our world, but I think this past year has raised it to a level of importance it never previously possessed.The assholes are everywhere! They are the ones who still think the pandemic is a joke, who don’t care who gets sick because of them. They are our glorious leader and his lying tribunes.

Obviously, we all know who the biggest asshole of them all is, but please don’t forget the rest of the crowd. Because no one should be forgotten!


No need to name America’s biggest asshole. We all know him.


I have to thank my husband and his friends for bringing this important holiday to my attention. I had long felt that the morons, jerks, and assholes in our lives were not getting the recognition they deserve.

Often ignored and disrespected, this is a special day, dedicated to them all. The assholes we love, the ones we meet on the street. The ones we worked with and for. And most especially, for those we elected to run the nations of the world. If you voted for an asshole, please feel free to add yourself to the list.


To all assholes everywhere, this is for you.


Obviously, we have one overwhelming asshole, but he has gotten more than enough recognition. I think we should try to remember our local and less-international assholes. Not world leaders, yet somehow, they manage to get under your skin. They are the people you really don’t want to invite to your next party, but sometimes, you just don’t have a choice.

We worked for them and with them. We’ve lived with them. We are related to them.

This is your day, assholes. Enjoy!


AND A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO GRACE WHO SENT ME THE PERFECT SONG TO GO WITH THE MEDAL.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KEEP THIS UP ALL YEAR ROUND.
YOU JUST CAN’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF ASSHOLES.


 



Categories: celebration, Celebrities, Holidays, Humor, manners & civility

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26 replies

  1. It’s June 7, 2021 and I think the assholes are celebrating today.

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  2. I don’t think they deserve a day…not even a minute of our time Marilyn.

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  3. Thank you for letting me know, Marilyn. I have not read the news yet, so will keep an eye out to see the new levels of which they celebrate. Should be some doozies!!

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  4. Good that they have a day because they already have a song (https://youtu.be/2nTcDU73gLs)…

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  5. But why a special day. I am aware of them every day. I cannot ignore them. some even appear on the TV talking rubbish and some are even in newspapers and some even get recognised for their arsehole qualities by keeping their jobs.

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  6. Holicadoodle, you are on a roll today, Marilyn. Well done, both for the Diploma as for the Recognition.

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