SANTA CLAUS AIN’T COMING TO TOWN – RICH PASCHALL

You should not go out
You should not come by
This year’s a washout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus ain’t coming to town.

He’s making a list,
He’s crossing you off,
He’s heard that you sneeze and heard that you cough
Santa Claus ain’t coming to town.

He sees you when you vomit
And he knows when you’re confused
He knows that you’ve been bad, not good
Cuz your mask has gone unused.

You should have stayed home
Or worn a mask.
No presents for you, so don’t even ask
Santa Claus ain’t coming to town.

No little tin horns, little toy box
No bright colored ties and orange-colored socks
Santa Claus ain’t coming to town
No cheap plastic dolls that tinkle and poo
No baseballs or bats or basketballs too
Santa Claus ain’t comin’ to town.

The kids and sickly parents won’t have a jubilee
They won’t be going into town
Or get a Christmas tree.
So! No need to watch out!
Don’t look at the sky
Santa’s at home, the reindeer won’t fly
Santa Claus ain’t coming
Santa Claus ain’t coming
Santa Claus ain’t coming to town.

Merry Christmas…next year.


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21 replies

  1. Chuckle, nice to see the humour in it.
    Leslie

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  2. We’ll have to reblog this in December 😀 Remind me! I forget everything in about 15 seconds!

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  3. The world doesn’t deserve Santa this year, we’ve shown ourselves (by and large) to be as crass as we can, and selfish on levels perhaps never seen before. I was taught that Santa didn’t visit folks who were mean and selfish, he might leave a lump of coal, so one ‘better watch out, better not cry, better not pout…” Still. The poem was hilarious, and I loved it so much I shared it on with my own readers… https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.com/2020/11/29/reblog-of-paschalls-santa/

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  4. Santa Clause is not coming with gifts this Christmas 🎄 but he is coming with the breathe of Jesus to cure all our illness .. the breathe that God himself gave to Adam and the mankind .. Amen !

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