Any number of you wondered when the whitewashing of yesterday’s mob insurrection in Washington D.C. would begin. If you haven’t already heard about it, let me be the first to inform you that the night was not over yet when the whitewash began. Faux News announced that they had proof — PROOF! — it was Antifa.
That’s right. The liberals, pretending to be Trump-Oh-Mobsters, attacked the capitol and replaced the American flag with the Trump flag. Why, you might ask, would someone other than a Trump-Oh-Mobster do such a disgusting, unpatriotic thing?
Because the big time moguls and insanely rich conglomerates as well as the personally wealthy and powerful planned the whole thing. They pretended to be Trump-Oh-Mobsters on social media using fake pseudo-redneck names to show they were really Trump-Oh-Mobsters. It would seem if you don’t agree with the delusionary Trump, you must be a billionaire and Black and Jewish. That’s right. It’s all part of the giant plot to encourage the super-rich to take over the earth, leaving the rest of us with nothing. No food, no heat, no homes. Nada. Or, as we say in Hebrew, “Shum devar!“ Presumably these monstrously rich people will have to run the world alone having eliminated all the menials (us) who used to do all the hard work. Being rich could turn out to be a tough gig.
I didn’t think billionaires and trillionaires really need our encouragement. They seem to have the world well in hand.
The rich already own the world and have for many years. That’s why the earth is such a mess. However, given what I saw yesterday, if those terrorists are the alternative to the rich running the earth? We other humans who are not super rich or one of the idiotically downtrodden Trump-Oh-Mobsters don’t stand a snowball’s chance in Hell.
Yesterday’s Trump-Oh-Mobsters didn’t look like the kind of people who would improve our world. At least among the super-duper rich, many are significant benefactors to a wide variety of good causes. They give away scads of money to help where they can. Whereas yesterday’s Trump-Oh-Mobsters? I’m pretty sure if you gave them all the money on earth, they’d spend it on ammunition and automatic weapons. They wouldn’t be funding any good causes and if they didn’t have the constraints of law, they’d be the next mass shooters. For fun. Death to all the Jews, people of color and anyone who isn’t a standard-issue Christian on their official “good white people” list. I’m pretty sure Garry and I would be deader than any doornail in this house.
Just a quick (and final) question I’ve always wanted to ask. Why is a doornail deader than any other inanimate object? What have I missed?