“Squirrels! Why did it have to be squirrels? I see them. I bark frantically. I try to get through the door, but I know I can’t, so I race out through the doggy door, but I can never get one. They climb trees and they laugh at me,” said The Duke.
There have indeed been a lot of little Red Squirrels near the house, sometimes two or three at a time. They make The Duke go completely psycho. Life is full of unsolvable problems.
Sorry about the squirrels, Duke, but everybody needs a good meal. You need to talk to someone about your obsession with squirrels.