So, Mr. Fandango, how is YOUR sex life?
First, my sex life — now or at anytime in the past — is none of your business. Secondly, upon further consideration, it remains none of your business. Thirdly, it’s REALLY none of YOUR business. If we were warm and intimate friends — which we are not — I might be willing to talk about it. Sipping some wine or hot cocoa and reminiscing about life, love, and all that. Maybe with a warm fire in the hearth.
Online? Not a snowflake’s chance in hell.
Survey’s have shown, by the way, that while some people will talk (usually that means bragging) about their sex lives, NO ONE wants to discuss their salary or credit score unless you’re selling or buying a house. Apparently money is an even more intimate subject — at least in the U.S. — than sex.