SCURRILOUS!

SCURRILOUS!

Scurrilous refers to a bad hair day, but unlike regular bad hair days, this can refer to a bad hair day for any kind of haired or furry creature including those from planet outside our planetary system.

If you hair has become scurrilous, you should run as fast as you can (or drive, scoot, or ski) to whoever can hold a scissors. Which is to say anyone with hands. a scissors . Allow them to do their best to deal with your — yuk — hair.

Klingons understand bad hair days

You need not even be a terrestrial life form. Klingons have terrible hair days on a regular basis. But they enjoy it. It improves their fierceness and makes non-Klingons worry about accidentally encountering the hair. Also, because of the hair, no one wants Klingon heads on their walls. Sport hunting for Klingons has been banned from the galaxy for thousands of years. But it’s a secret. The government will never tell you.

One horse is having an unfortunate mane day
Some days are worse than others

Remember: There are no aids for bad hairing! And anyway, Medicare would never cover it.



Categories: Anecdote, Animals, Challenges, Humor, Photography

Tags: , , , ,

10 replies

  1. I don’t recall ever using this word. For anything.
    ‘cept squirrels maybe.

    Like

  2. How is this word not related to squirrels? Not that squirrels don’t have bad hair days, but SCURRILOUS just screams squirrel!

    Like

  3. Haha! Hilarious post

    Like

  4. My daily woe….. with these strong winds my hair is all over the place but surely and certainly in my face, mouth and eyes…. πŸ˜‰

    Like

  5. I have always had bad hair days. In my younger days I had naturally curly hair that went anyway if felt like it that particular day. Then, I had long hair and could put it up out of the way. Now I have short hair that I can just keep under a headband. I always envied women who had manageable hair. I suppose I could wear wigs, but good ones too expensive and, besides I don’t go anywhere anymore.

    Like

    • I just tie mine up and get it out of my way. It’s very fine and even the slightest wind makes it go everywhere and it also knots I can’t comb it without pulling out half my hair. I wear my up most of the time. With good reason.

      Like

Talk to me!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Travel with me

Travel snapshots from Toonsarah

Thoughts & Theories

My Personal Rants, Ravings, & Ruminations

France & Vincent

Writing Magic, Myth and Mystery

Barb Taub

Writing & Coffee. Especially coffee.

This, That, and The Other

Random musings on life, society, and politics.

Keep it alive

A look at life, achieving good physical and mental health and happiness

Covert Novelist

Just another WordPress site

Salted Caramel

Blogging, Motivation, Lifestyle and much more.

Sarah's Attic Of Treasures

Making My Home A Haven is important to me. Sharing homemaking skills. Recipes and food. Bible Studies. This is a treasure chest of goodies. So take a seat. Have a glass of tea and enjoy. You will learn all about who I am.

Green Screen

The Environmental Movie Podcast

bushboys world

Photos of my world and other stuff I hope you will enjoy too. Photos taken with Canon PowershotSX70HS Photos can be purchased.

musingsofanoldfart

Independent views from someone who offers some historical context

My Blog

Just another WordPress.com site

National Day Calendar

Fun, unusual and forgotten designations on our calendar.

Cee's Photo Challenges

Teaching the art of composition for photography.

Trent's World (the Blog)

Random Ramblings and Reviews from Trent P. McDonald

Views from the Edge

To See More Clearly

serial monography: forgottenman's ruminations

wandering discourse, pedantic rant, self-indulgent drivel, languorous polemic, grammarian's bΓͺte noire, poesy encroachment approaching bombast, unintended subtext in otherwise intentional context, unorthodox unorthodoxy, self-inflected rodomontade, …

draliman on life

Because sometimes life just makes you stop and think

The English Professor at Large

Posts about old Hollywood, current concerns

sparksfromacombustiblemind

EMBERS FROM SOMEONE DOGGEDLY TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF IT ALL...

The Day After

Musings, Photography, Writing, and More

THE SHINBONE STAR

NO LONGER ENCUMBERED BY ANY SENSE OF FAIR PLAY, EX-JOURNALISTS RETURN TO ACTIVE DUTY TO FIGHT THE TRUMPIAN MENACE!

Chronicles of an Anglo Swiss

Welcome to the Anglo Swiss World

ScienceSwitch

Your Source For The Coolest Science Stories

A Day In The Life

People, Places, Nature, LIFE!

Curious Steph

explorations on the journey of living

%d bloggers like this: