Someone on Twitter asked how we (I assume anyone reading the tweet) would feel if Trump got life in prison.
I thought that wasn’t nearly enough punishment for him. I want him to be forced to sit in a well-lighted corner — in a comfortable chair — where he will be required to read a long, complicated book. Should he ever finish, he must write a 5-page book report. Bad grammar and misspellings mean he has to keep doing it until he gets it right.
During this period — basically the rest of his life — he will be forced to consume an entirely vegan diet. No hamburgers. No meat. No cheese. Vegan all the way.
I’m pretty sure by the time he gets to the book report, he’ll think prison would be a reward. Frankly, I don’t think he’d last until the book report, but if he did and somehow manages to write a report that is (finally) acceptable? He’d have to read another book and do the whole thing again.
GOOD BOOKS AND VEGAN ALL THE WAY! IT MIGHT BE A REWARD TO YOU, BUT NOT FOR TRUMP. LET’S KILL HIM WITH KINDNESS — GREAT LITERATURE AND A HEALTHY DIET. IT WILL MAKE PRISON LOOK EASY, IF YOU’RE TRUMP.
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I smile reading all your comments ….. Love the idea of An Inmate Book Club of Sorts…. Although with none of them being terribly literate, it might be short lived. Maybe the state could allow a very patient teacher to teach them the meaning of written laws and such?!
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A good disciplinarian — with patience. Maybe a nun with a long ruler? A good whack on the knuckles might help move things along.
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If only!!!!!
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While I like your idea for a fitting punishment for The Donald, I personally would like to see him hang. Do it on the Mall, on a platform in front of the Capitol building. Hang ’em high!
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And don’t forget to bring many cameras. T just LOVES publicity. Still, we could have him on camera all the time. Anyone who wants to watch can tune him in, 24/7.
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While I thought that the execution of Saddam Hussein was barbaric, it is a fitting punishment for traitors. T is nothing short of the biggest traitor to betray this country in its entire history! I’m 100% certain of that.
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“A house divided will not stand.”
They’re afraid to arrest him. They fear civil war. As they should.
But eventually they’ll have to. But they crawling forward as carefully as possible.
Afraid that it might ignite the powder keg – because his followers are many –
and most of them don’t give a hoot what did or didn’t do.
They are loaded and waiting for the first excuse …
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Just like the period right before World War I. Everyone fought “little wars” because they were waiting for “the big one.” We’re doing it again. When enough nations think war is a good idea, it’s highly likely, war is what they — and us — will get.
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So funny:)
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Killing him with kindness. My favorite choice.
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Marilyn, great idea.
He should also be mandated to watch “Brute Force” with the sound up full. He’ll get the idea.
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Also, the book must have absolutely no pictures–only written material.
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No pictures, absolutely. If he doesn’t understand something, he’ll just have to go back and read it again until he figures it out. Killing him with kindness. The best punishment anyone could ever have and so appropriate.
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Donzo might like the muscle beach pictorials to savor along with his vegan hamburders and crispy lima bean salad.
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Lois, how about a one of those graphic art books with demons in orange jump suits?
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Does it flush easy? 😂
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Is the Pope Samoan?
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love it!
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You never know. He might ever (gasp!) LEARN something!
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Baby Sister, not sure learning is possible for that toad. Maybe an illustrated version of “Tobacco Road” might garner interest.
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I think this is the most brilliant post with regards to that guy whose name I’d prefer never to hear again.
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It does bring new meaning to the words “killing him with kindness, doesn’t it?
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We need MEN. 7 MEN with pictorial dictionaries.
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That would be a cruel and unusual punishment for him. I love it.
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It would also be very hard for him to prove to his “pals” that he is being tortured. Most people don’t think good books and a healthy diet ARE cruel, but for him, they would be.
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Exactly.
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All the fellas in “Gen Pop” could sit around, roasting marshmallows, watching the new “fish” slowly mouth the words in his pic-tionary.
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You know what happened to Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.
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Yes, but that was long before social media. This is a punishment no one could object to — except he never gets to leave. And he is ONLY allowed to talk about books and food. No other subjects are allowed. He could have a book club, though. With his other jailbird friends.
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There should certainly be a lot of his associates locked up with him. They would have the chance to read more than tweets.
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They could form a BOOK CLUB. Now there’s a concept to blow your mind!
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“The First Inmates Book Club” – an Ed Wood/John Waters/Sam Katzman production
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It could be a series!
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Marilyn, yes, a series – on – “Grit TV”.
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Rudy G would be his personal librarian and friend counselor.
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Can Guiliani read? Can TRUMP read? Do they need a literacy program?
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Prison librarian sounds like an apt position for Rudy. He could recommend Golden Books to the Orange one.
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Rich, Rudy G can also give Donzo tracing paper and a pencil. Remember tracing paper?
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How about the Amazon Prime special order – “Donzo Prison Love Chair”? Order now and get a second one FREE. call now!
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Yes I remember tracing paper from grade school. I don’t think DJT got that far in his education.
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