KILLING HIM WITH KINDNESS

Someone on Twitter asked how we (I assume anyone reading the tweet) would feel if Trump got life in prison.

I thought that wasn’t nearly enough punishment for him. I want him to be forced to sit in a well-lighted corner — in a comfortable chair — where he will be required to read a long, complicated book. Should he ever finish, he must write a 5-page book report. Bad grammar and misspellings mean he has to keep doing it until he gets it right.

During this period — basically the rest of his life — he will be forced to consume an entirely vegan diet. No hamburgers. No meat. No cheese. Vegan all the way.

I’m pretty sure by the time he gets to the book report, he’ll think prison would be a reward. Frankly, I don’t think he’d last until the book report, but if he did and somehow manages to write a report that is (finally) acceptable? He’d have to read another book and do the whole thing again.

GOOD BOOKS AND VEGAN ALL THE WAY! IT MIGHT BE A REWARD TO YOU, BUT NOT FOR TRUMP. LET’S KILL HIM WITH KINDNESS — GREAT LITERATURE AND A HEALTHY DIET. IT WILL MAKE PRISON LOOK EASY, IF YOU’RE TRUMP.



Categories: Anecdote, Book Review, Books, Humor, political humor, Politics

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40 replies

  1. I smile reading all your comments ….. Love the idea of An Inmate Book Club of Sorts…. Although with none of them being terribly literate, it might be short lived. Maybe the state could allow a very patient teacher to teach them the meaning of written laws and such?!

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  2. While I like your idea for a fitting punishment for The Donald, I personally would like to see him hang. Do it on the Mall, on a platform in front of the Capitol building. Hang ’em high!

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  3. “A house divided will not stand.”

    They’re afraid to arrest him. They fear civil war. As they should.
    But eventually they’ll have to. But they crawling forward as carefully as possible.
    Afraid that it might ignite the powder keg – because his followers are many –
    and most of them don’t give a hoot what did or didn’t do.
    They are loaded and waiting for the first excuse …

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    • Just like the period right before World War I. Everyone fought “little wars” because they were waiting for “the big one.” We’re doing it again. When enough nations think war is a good idea, it’s highly likely, war is what they — and us — will get.

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  4. Also, the book must have absolutely no pictures–only written material.

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  5. I think this is the most brilliant post with regards to that guy whose name I’d prefer never to hear again.

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  6. That would be a cruel and unusual punishment for him. I love it.

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  7. You know what happened to Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.

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