Someone on Twitter asked how we (I assume anyone reading the tweet) would feel if Trump got life in prison.
I thought that wasn’t nearly enough punishment for him. I want him to be forced to sit in a well-lighted corner — in a comfortable chair — where he will be required to read a long, complicated book. Should he ever finish, he must write a 5-page book report. Bad grammar and misspellings mean he has to keep doing it until he gets it right.
During this period — basically the rest of his life — he will be forced to consume an entirely vegan diet. No hamburgers. No meat. No cheese. Vegan all the way.
I’m pretty sure by the time he gets to the book report, he’ll think prison would be a reward. Frankly, I don’t think he’d last until the book report, but if he did and somehow manages to write a report that is (finally) acceptable? He’d have to read another book and do the whole thing again.
GOOD BOOKS AND VEGAN ALL THE WAY! IT MIGHT BE A REWARD TO YOU, BUT NOT FOR TRUMP. LET’S KILL HIM WITH KINDNESS — GREAT LITERATURE AND A HEALTHY DIET. IT WILL MAKE PRISON LOOK EASY, IF YOU’RE TRUMP.