Before I put a finger on the keyboard, I admit this is probably heresy, at least to some people. As Easter approaches, one simply doesn’t make fun of religious movies. But I do.

Last night, Marilyn and I had our annual viewing of “The Ten Commandments.” Cecil B was, again, going for life-altering moments. But really, he gave us much-needed laughter. It isn’t a movie that has stood up well to the years. Time tested it and found it wanting.

The holiday lineup of movies on our cable stations include most familiar biblical movies. Few stand the test of time. Some are really well intended like George Stevens’, “The Greatest Story Ever Told.” Yet the man who gave us classics like “Shane”, “A Place In The Sun” and “Giant,” wound up with a ponderous and static film in “The Greatest Story.” It’s biggest sin? It’s boring.

As I write, we are watching Mel Brooks “History of the World-Part One” which is the perfect antidote to historical films that have become parodies or that were never good even when new. We probably have a greater appreciation of history because of Mel’s equal opportunity insults rather than the cardboard epics which play fast and loose with facts.

I must admit I love watching gladiator movies. It’s a guy thing, like war films. I also enjoy seeing semi clad (or even less clad) young women engaging in erotic dances before evil monarchs who are not playing with a full deck. But we’re not talking about great cinema here.

Charlton “call me Chuck” Heston was really honest when he talked about playing Moses. He told me it was a good gig. Working with Cecil B. DeMille (for a second time) was nice for his résumé. It actually gave him a boost for a religious film he really wanted to do.

“Ben Hur” is one of the best religious films out of Hollywood. It stands the test of time because of William Wyler’s fine direction. The chariot race alone is still worth the price of admission.

This is obviously subjective stuff. If you love Cecil B’s heavy-handed narration of his version of the Old Testament, so let it be written. So let it be done, We’re back with Mel. It’s the French Revolution and those generously endowed girls are displaying their charms. It’s good to be the king!

Categories: film, Holidays, Humor, Movies, Religion

Tags: charlton heston, film, Garry Armstrong, History of the World, humor, Movies, parody, Religious movies