Author Archives
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ANOTHER OPEN LETTER TO MANKIND FROM PLANET EARTH – BY TOM CURLEY
Hi Mankind. This is Earth again. Some of you call me Earth, some call me Terra, some call me Gaia. Call me what you want. Just don’t call me late for dinner. (I still don’t really get that joke, but… Read More ›
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KEEP TALKING – BY TOM CURLEY
A weird thing happened this week. Other than that last week was “Peak Death Week.” (Sorry, I didn’t get anybody a card). For the first time ever I didn’t immediately mute my TV when the Covidiot-in-chief comes on to do… Read More ›
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LET’S SWAP REALITIES – By TOM CURLEY
Hard to believe this was originally written more than two years ago, eh? It’s like we’re in another reality. Not a parallel reality. Just some weird place we never imagined we could ever be and most of us are still… Read More ›
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DARWIN AWARDS IN DANGER OF BEING CANCELLED DUE TO OVERWHELMING NUMBER OF CANDIDATES – BY TOM CURLEY
4/1/2020 “Darwin Awards in Danger” “The Darwin Awards are in danger of being canceled this year due to the unprecedented number of applicants and a severe lack of Darwin Award trophies. ‘In any normal year we might have a few… Read More ›
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THE MASQUE OF THE RED MAR-A-LAGO – BY TOM CURLEY
I’ve been thinking about this blog for about a week now. It was going to be a very clever (well in my mind at least) parody of Edgar Alan Poe’s The Masque of the Red Death. It was going to… Read More ›
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THE WONDER OF THE WEENIE – By Tom Curley
There was an interesting article in the news concerning a porn site called xhamster.com. I don’t know why it’s called that and I really don’t want to know. They’re in the news because they closed off their website to anybody… Read More ›
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OLD PEOPLE WATCH CABLE NEWS – BY TOM CURLEY
I watch way too much cable news. Which is odd because I don’t really like the news. I worked for CBS News for over 40 years. I had to watch the news. I was making the news shows. It was… Read More ›
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WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? – BY TOM CURLEY
This was the cover of the March 5th, 2017 “New York Daily News.” It wasn’t newsworthy when it became the cover of the Daily News. Everyone knew our ”Commander In Chief“ was nuts and most of us had known it… Read More ›
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THE YEAR IS NOT NEW…I MEAN THE YEAR IN REVIEW – By TOM CURLEY
It’s that time of the year again. At the end of the year. In more normal times, the time of the year we look back, reflect and get shit-faced drunk on the last day hoping the next one will be… Read More ›
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YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO THE FIFTH DENTIST! – BY TOM CURLEY
“Four out of Five Dentists agree Trident Gum is the best.” We’ve all heard that commercial or any of its variations. The logic is, if a majority of experts agree on something, it’s probably the truth. Every time I would… Read More ›
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FUN WITH FAKE NEWS — TOM CURLEY
There’s a book out by the person who wrote an anonymous op-ed in the New York Times a few years ago. He or she is still anonymous. In the book he/she states that after Boss Tweet fired James Comey the… Read More ›
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TWAS THE NIGHT ‘FORE IMPEACHMENT – NOT BY TOM CURLEY
OK, I have to be honest. I didn’t write this. I wish I did. I found it in the comments section of some article I was reading. I don’t remember the article, I read so many. But I loved this…. Read More ›
