Fandango’s Provocative Question #128 Not even the birds agree on this. Some birds come in flocks. Blue Jays and Goldfinches. Sometimes Tufted Titmouses. Starlings. Doves may come as a flock, but also show up individual or as couples. Some birds, like… Read More ›
Fandango’s Provocative Question #126 Are you fully vaccinated against COVID-19 yet? And if not, why the fuck not? Yes, we are. All three of us. Owen and Garry got Pfizer and I got Moderna. We got them as early as we could, which was a… Read More ›
Fandango’s Provocative Question #125 This week, Fandango would like to know about our style. See that old lady wearing baggy jeans and a tee shirt? I lost 20 pounds during the past year and my clothing has not caught up. Note… Read More ›
Fandango’s Provocative Question #124 There was a movie by this name and I think it’s also a famous quote, but don’t quote me on that. The last time someone asked me this question, she was a so-called psychic and I think… Read More ›
Fandango’s Provocative Question #123 This is one of those times when I really don’t understand the question because I don’t understand the platitudes underlying the question. I never believed that absence makes the heart grow fonder. If you like someone, it… Read More ›
Fandango’s Provocative Question #122 I stand with Edith Piaf. I regret nothing except, perhaps, things I might have done, but didn’t. I find myself with little to regret. I wish we’d put more money away, but I didn’t have anything to… Read More ›
FOWC with Fandango — Scratch Old Scratch is the devil. Ask anyone down down here by the river. We know him when we see him. We don’t talk about him much. The less said about that old devil, the better. That’s… Read More ›
Fandango’s Provocative Question #121 Just for the fun of it, Fandango asked us this charming question: Make Garry and I feel healthy so we can enjoy whatever will come. Bring on enough money so we can afford to do things we… Read More ›
Fandango’s Provocative Question #120 It’s a really good question and one which we actually bat around in this house, probably because Garry spent his life as a television reporter and I did some time reporting too. It was easier back in… Read More ›
FOTD – May 29 – ORCHIDS! The orchids I have grown myself are into their third month of blooming. They are beginning to look a little bit soft, but I think they have a couple of more weeks in them. The… Read More ›
Fandango’s Provocative Question #119 This is the kind of question that I always want to answer with a joke. It’s so DEEP. Too deep for me. POTENTIAL RESPONSES: Never try to talk to a man watching a sporting event. No human… Read More ›
FOWC with Fandango — Oxymoron An oxymoron is a big, hulking man with the mind of a two-year-old who needs a nap. He is thoroughly oxy as well as moronic. People of this type often become politicians because sadly, their skill… Read More ›
