GRUMPY, GRUMBLY. RAINING, TOO

I was having a weird, unpleasant dream when I woke up. One of those dreams where someone (in this case, not me) is running around desperately trying to get something important done and no one is paying attention or offering to help. I eventually woke up, realized my back hurt and the only solution was to drag my carcass out of bed. Coffee is the drug of choice for surviving mornings like this. I believe the ultimate crisis would be running out of either coffee or half-and-half (half milk-half cream for those of you who don’t live around here).

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Gibbs

Anyway, good moods are not much in evidence. Got a call from Rosie my friend and she described the general mood as grumpy, which was the first thing anyone said today that made Garry smile.

The weather isn’t helping. Yesterday it snowed, which wasn’t nearly as heartwarming as I might have wished. It has been bitterly cold for the past few days, but started warming up during the storm. Now it’s quite warm. And raining. The dogs don’t like rain. Snow is okay. Anything is okay. But not rain. They act like whipped curs when required to go outside — which, being dogs, is not optional for them.

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As I write, they are crashed out on the sofa, Bonnie perched on the sofa with her face staring out the picture window. She’s keeping her eyes open. You never know. Santa might show up with more toys. Their basket of toys is reduced to the rabbit, a pretzel, the little dog, and one of the two hedgehogs. I think the other hedgehog went out through the dog flap and won’t be seen until spring. I tossed the second starfish this morning. He (she?) was torn open and the stuff was coming out. I think Gibbs has been eating it. Not doing his stomach any good.

Definitely moody.

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Scrooge McTrump has sucked the joy out of the holidays for us. We have to accept that this is what it is, and for the next bunch of years, is is also what will be. We have to find ways to cope, but we are bummed. Worse, most of our friends are at least as bummed as we are and quite possibly in an even worse head space. I’m dreaming of long space voyages to worlds without politicians or political parties. A simple world where merely surviving keeps you busy.

Mostly, I hate the idea that the last president I will see in my lifetime will be … no, I can’t say the name. I’m not ready. Maybe in a few weeks I’ll be able to spit those sounds out, but not yet. After all, it’s still 2016, so what could possibly go wrong?

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THE FIRST SNOW DAY – TOPAZ SIMPLIFY

Last week, Topaz had a 1-day filter sale. “Simplify” was available for just $20, so I decided to give it a whirl and see what it can do. It was snowing pretty hard when I got up this morning. Bummer. It was predicted, but the last one missed us. I had hoped this would miss us too. So, if snow is going to fall, I might as well take some pictures.

 

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It turns out, Simplify offers a good selection of ways to render a photograph as art. It includes many painting styles including, impressionist, oils, acrylics, watercolor and more. My favorites are sketch, pen-and-ink, and line art. If you have the right photograph — for line art of any kind, you need strong contrast– you can get some very interesting and fun results.

Here are two versions of the same picture. I’m loving the way they came out.

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CHRISTMAS PRESENT

My Top Ten Christmas Songs, Living Artists Edition by Rich Paschall


While many of your favorite Christmas songs are done by artists who have passed over the space and time continuum into another existence (that is to say, they are dead), there are still perennial favorites done by performers who are still on the planet.  This week’s hotly awaited Top Ten list will feature those living artists with songs we love.  Well, I love them, anyway.

There are songs that really did not seem to fit on the last Top Ten list of dead artists or this week’s list of Living artists because they are by groups where some of the members have passed and some are still performing.  For example, “Little Saint Nick” by the Beach Boys is a favorite but Dennis and Carl Wilson have passed.  “Please Come Home For Christmas,” by the Eagles is one of my favorites and Don Henley on vocals is still with us, but Glenn Frey on piano and backing vocals is not. Everyone seems to love “Last Christmas,” by Wham during the mullet haircut days.  Half the duo, George Michael, is gone and Andrew Ridgeley is living comfortably off royalties.

Then there are the bands that broke up.  I guess they can make this list. “Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays,” by ‘N Sync has gotten frequent airplay since its 1998 release and earns my Honorable Mention.  I wonder whatever happened to Justin Timberlake?

Now if you have your Christmas pudding “singing in the copper,” I will offer up some performers to sing as well.  This will be much better than your plum pudding or crackling Yule Log, I promise.

10. “Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow,” Chicago (the band). This one comes from the rock band’s first Christmas album, aka Chicago XXV.

9.  “Wonderful Christmastime,” Paul McCartney.  The 1979 hit is from the Paul McCartney and Wings days.

8.  “Step Into Christmas,” Elton John.  The 1973 hit by John and Bernie Taupin was released as a single, and again years later as a Bonus track to a reissued “Caribou” album.

7.  “Santa Baby,” Madonna.  The 1953 Eartha Kitt version remains popular, but Madonna took over the airwaves with her 1987 version recorded for a charity album.

6.  “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” Mariah Carey.  The music video for the popular 1994 release is approaching 208 million views at this writing.

5.  “All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan,” Kenny Chesney.  Released in 2003 on the Christmas album of the same name, Chesney had a hit with the cross-over Contemporary Country sound.  It was the first Christmas album for Chesney and has been certified a “gold album” in the United States (over 500,000 copies sold).

4.  “Feliz Navidad,” Jose Feliciano.  The 1970 tune by the Puerto Rican star has become a classic pop tune world-wide.  The song features a simple Spanish chorus and a simple English verse.  The catchy music has taught people everywhere how to say Merry Christmas in Spanish.  Not only is Feliciano still singing the song, there is a new music video this year (see it here).  I have opted for a more traditional presentation by the singer below.

3.  “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town,” Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.  The song dates back to 1934 and has been covered by dozens of artists.  Springsteen recorded it live in 1975 and released it as the B-side of “My Hometown” in 1985.  It soon found its way to radio station playlists everywhere.  Now stars try to cover this version.

2.  “Christmas Canon“, Trans-Siberian Orchestra.  The powerful versions of Christmas songs (original and covers) have made the “orchestra” popular.  Their annual Christmas tour is a sell out.  They are somehow a cross between metal rock and symphony.  Startling renditions of “Carol of the Bells” or “Christmas Eve / Sarajevo” and other traditional tunes have come blasting through many holiday playlists.  The milder 1998 “Christmas Canon” is an adaptation of Johann Pachelbel’s “Canon in D major.”

1. “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree,” Brenda Lee. The 1960s pop star is still singing the 1958 hit by Johnny Marks. Mr. Marks also wrote “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” and “A Holly Jolly Christmas.” Lee is still touring at 71 years old and giving holiday concerts. Her Christmas hit is in constant rotation on radio holiday play lists and one of the most downloaded holiday songs. I guess she’s not sorry now.

Related:
Christmas Past, My Top Ten Christmas Songs, Dead Artists Edition

ECLECTICALLY YOURS – ODDBALLS AT CHRISTMAS

Cee’s Odd Ball Photo Challenge: 2016 Week 50


The oddest thing about this week is that it is two weeks before the end of the year. I’m still not sure how we got here so fast.

My house is full of religious iconography. Ancient symbols live harmoniously together in display cases and shelves. This one is from the mantle in the living room. It is a very old bronze of Vishnu riding Garuda, a (modern) bronze dancing Ganeesh, a very small Christmas tree, all against a backdrop of Bergman’s “Jerusalem.”

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May your holidays be eclectic!
A cowboy nutcracker guards the fortress
A cowboy nutcracker guards the fortress

Merry whatever you celebrate! It’s all good to me!