The new year is about to begin and it is time to ask the important question:
What are you doing the rest of your life North and South and East and West of your life I have only one request of your life
All the seasons and the times of your days Are the nickels and the dimes of your days Let the reasons and the rhymes of your days
Through all of my life Summer, winter, spring and fall of my life All I ever will recall of my life Is all my life with you
The song was nominated for an Academy Award for the 1969 film The Happy Ending. Michael Dees sang the song and it is featured above. It lost out to Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head.
The lyrics were by the prolific team of Marilyn and Alan Bergman. Music was by Michel Legrand. In 1973 Legrand won a Grammy for the Musical Arrangement of the song for the vocal by Sarah Vaughan, second above.
Remember Playboy After Dark? Legrand performed his composition with Hugh Hefner and other stars looking on. Of the three above, who performed it best?
“It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.”
Well, that’s not really true. More like: “It was the best of times. It was not so bad, at times.”
Also, I hear they are bringing back Patrick Stewart — at 78 — to reprise Jean-Luc Picard. I have no idea how the show will go, but you have to hand it to Stewart! At 78, a weekly show? So there will be yet one more Star Trek. Not sure when they are planning to start this one, but that’s the word.
Talk about a concept that has survived through many long years!
Does this mean I’m finally going to have to pay CBS because they put all their good shows on the “pay to view” network?
Once more, we are bravely going where no Star Trek series has gone before. This is not our universe, of course. Real life would be more like “It was the worst of times. It was the ‘what the fuck is going on? This can’t possibly be real! Would somebody please wake me up’?” … of times.
This is the current run of the Star Trek universe.
Our world has been without a Star Trek series for a few years. I think we are always supposed to have at least one original on the air. I’m pretty sure it’s a law, but, for some reason, we have been forced into reruns. But times, they are a’changin’ …
Now, we have two and both are bravely going wherever they are sent.
STAR TREK DISCOVERY: CBS All Access, Streaming
Star Trek Discovery takes place 10 years before Kirk, Spock and the gang started their five-year mission to boldly go wherever the hell they were told to boldly go.
In this variation, the main character is not the captain, but the first officer. She’s a human raised on Vulcan by Spock’s parents. Its main storyline is about the First Federation vs. Klingon war. It was shot using a huge budget. The actors are all pretty good. The show is … okay. I mean, it’s not bad. It’s good-ish.
But it has a few problems.
First, the Klingons only sort of look like Klingons. As a start, they are bald.
Klingons are usually pretty hairy.
They’re also incredibly racist. They believe in racial purity. Everyone else in the universe is inferior. And they are all victims of every other species in the galaxy.
You know, like Trump supporters.
ALL the Klingon’s dialog is in Klingon. Actual Klingon. With subtitles in English!
Now, I’m as big a Star Trek nerd as anybody out there. I know there are Klingon camps you can go to learn the Klingon language. The bible has been translated into Klingon. People have Klingon weddings.
But even for me, this is one nerd-step over the line.
Second, the ship has developed some kind of biologic warp drive that takes you instantly anywhere. Basically, it’s folding space. But what happened to it later?
In all the other Star Trek shows? Where did it go?
Voyagersure as hell could have used something like that. They were stuck in the other half of the galaxy for seven years — not including syndication.
Maybe someone will explain it in later episodes. Also, the ship can do weird things. Like the outer ring of the ship can spin around for no discernible reason.
The captain is sensitive to light, so instead of red alerts, they have black alerts!
WTF? The show’s creators say “they are taking liberties with the show.”
Liberties? Did any of them actually watch the other shows? The final, really big problem is that it only airs online through CBS All Access. You have pay for it. Like Netflix or Hulu.
The show is very dark, but still … it’s okay. Maybe the problem is that none of, or at least, very few of the people involved in all the other Star Trek series are working on the show.
That’s because they are working the other show.
THE ORVILLE – FOX Network
The Orville takes place in a very Star “Trek-ish” universe. It’s not exactly Star Trek, but really, it is.
Seth McFarland is Captain of the Planetary Union science ship, The Orville. He wasn’t the first choice for command, but the Planetary Union has over 3000 ships to man, so he got the job anyway. The show is funny. Very funny.
It’s also serious. Actually, it’s brilliant. Oh, and the Captain’s first officer is his ex-wife. Only a little minor stress there.
The helm officer’s main concern is whether or not he can drink soda when he’s on duty.
Here’s a line of dialogue from one of the shows. They find a giant ship where the people on board don’t know they are on a giant ship. When they try to contact one of them, he shoots at them and they shoot him.
Well, they actually just stun him. They then run into his son.
CAPTAIN: We mean you no harm.
DOCTOR: Well, you did just shoot his Dad.
CAPTAIN: Other than shooting your Dad, we mean you no harm.
The plots are really, really good. Great science fiction. They do what the original Star Trek did. Take current events and put a spin on them. In this case usually a funny spin. This is the Star Trek that needed to be made. The one about the ship with a crew of screw-ups, who smoke pot, drink a lot, love to gossip, and yet, always get the job done.
I like this show so much I usually watch each episode twice. I never do that. Maybe because it reminds me of a series I did years ago (that Marilyn created) called “Sterling Bronson, Space Engineer!
“Why that name?
Mostly because we knew if we called it any variation of Star Trek, we’d get sued. And it was an inside joke.
So, if you’re a tried and true Trekkie …
Excuse me, Trekker. Trekkers hate being called Trekkies. NOTE: You know how you can tell if someone is a Trekkie? They insist on being called Trekkers. But I digress.
If you’re a serious fan check out Discovery, but if you really want to see a great Star Trek series, it’s “The Orville.”
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