Grand Slam
The World Series starts tonight! In your own life, what would be the equivalent of a walk-off home run? (For the baseball-averse, that’s a last-minute, back-against-the-wall play that guarantees a dramatic victory.)
We are baseball fans, so when you mention baseball and walk-off home run in one breath, David Ortiz rises before my eyes. I know the Sox aren’t in it this year, but it’s been an interesting baseball season with last year’s first place Sox become this year’s solidly last place Sox. How did they do that? How do you take a winning team and become the biggest losers in just one year? Without major lineup changes or something weird happening with the owners? I don’t get it.
Go Royals.
Back to earth. At this point, my walk-off home run would be a multi-faceted project involved a magic remedy to alleviate arthritis, regenerate missing body parts and internal organs, and winning a big payout on a lottery ticket which I suppose I’d to actually buy, something I keep forgetting do. I used to buy tickets, but during the past year, I never seem to have cash when I am someplace that sells tickets.
These days, I’d be a happy camper if I could get a night’s sleep and wake free from pain. One day a week. To have the calcification of my spine stop getting worse, even if it won’t get better. To have enough money to buy an all-wheel drive vehicle to get me out of the driveway when it snows.
Mind you, I’m not unhappy. Despite everything, I find life engaging, entertaining, amusing, satisfying. Fun. I’ve had to find new things to enjoy, but everyone has to adapt. We change, the world changes. Unless you want to be one of the people who sits around griping about the “good old days” and how nothing is as like it used to be, we all have to find new stuff to enjoy and new ways to do it. It merely takes some determination … and creativity.
Categories: #Health, Baseball, Daily Prompt, Life, Personal, Sports
I really wanted to watch the series this year because I like both teams, but I have no cable. Walk off for my life would be a really good show, so I suppose it’s happened once or twice.
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It’s interesting, at least, how our priorities change as we age. I’s settle for no arthritis in both shoulders so I had at least one side on which I could sleep. Id like the arthritic left knee to to be pain free again so that each time I get up I’m not fearful of falling on my face should it collapse on me again. Even a simple request for no constipation would simplify my life, allowing me to travel freely and not be concerned about a blowout. 🙂 TMI
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I’m sorry to hear about your spine! I’ve never seen a baseball game in my life! It is foreign to me! The only baseball I’ve seen is glimpses of what they show in movies!
What software manuals do you write?
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Used to write. I’m retired for 7 years now. The only one you’ve probably heard of was DB-1, the nearly legendary predecessor to DB-2.
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I code in Java, but I’m struggling to focus now that I’ve started a blog, fortunately my company are supporting me and they understand!
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My 39-year-old son has ankylosing spondylitis. Terrible, incurable, and deforming. His spirits are good. He has chosen, as you have, to accept his “new normal” and get on with life. It’s a choice we make.
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The alternative sucks even more. You either work with what you can, or spend your life miserable. Miserable doesn’t work for me and obviously, not for your son, either. You’re right. It’s a choice.
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I’m right behind you ladies with my ever growing list of aches and pains, so if you do find a way round them, please be sure and share 😉
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I’m waiting for the whole magic wand thing. Short of that, there’s Tylenol.
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HI Marilyn, by not buying a ticket you have discovered the secret of never losing.
Leslie
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I never thought of it that way, but yeah, that’s true 🙂
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The odds of winning are so remote. You might as well assume that it is nothing more than a voluntary tax. I don’t like taxes and I never lose.
Leslie
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It’s hope. You pay a buck, you get to have however many days of fantasies about winning. Then, of course, you lose, but it’s the only hope money can buy. Stupid? Maybe. But hey, it’s a buck, y’know?
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You don’t really need a ticket to have hope. Sometimes the winnings are so big I wouldn’t want to win. It would change your life so dramatically. At least the buck is in your pocket.
Leslie
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Reblogged this on LIFE IS FUNNY.
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I told my husband the other day, in a very matter-of-fact fashion, “I am going to win a vehicle! I am going to win a vehicle!” I repeated it over and over and finally explained to him that I am “willing” into existence a brand new vehicle. He asked if I played some raffle. I said “No.”
“Then how’re you gonna win?”
“I’m going to win a vehicle, I’m going to win a vehicle…”
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I was doing exactly that and my friend pointed out that I should consider buying ticket. How deflating.
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I like your walk off home run idea. Include a makeover for the Kachingerosa featuring items to make your life more comfortable. Update just in from the Shinbone Star: David Ortiz is the man who shot Liberty Valance.
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Did he REALLY shoot him? Or was it someone else in the shadows?
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Hmmm…I don’t know. I’m fairly happy with how things are right now. I guess I’d like the idea of enough money in my account I wouldn’t have to worry about retirement or have to work, although I’d still choose to work whether I had to or not.
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Everyone says they would work anyway … but actually, no one does. You might blog or decide to write a novel, but show up on time every day or get yelled at by the boss — if you don’t have to? Betcha wouldn’t 🙂
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I would probably drop hours but keep my job. I enjoy it and it makes me feel as if I’m accomplishing something. I think I’d get bored quickly staying at home. The first month would be nice but all downhill from there.
If I didn’t like my job, then I’d totally agree with you.
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I couldn’t stop writing, but I sure could stop writing manuals for software and hardware. No problem with that at all!
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This must definitely be an age thing. Apart from the fact that I have little to no knowledge of baseball (live in the wrong country – we only play hornuss) the accompanying aches and pains seem to be a common denominator in our blogs.
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Yes, definitely age related. And so annoying. I envisioned getting older as being just like I used to be, just maybe with a sprinkling of gray. The cool granny. Hah. Life is what happens while we are making other plans!!
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