Every time I read this, I can’t stop laughing. Definitely need a laugh today.
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo comes courtesy of J Hardy Carroll.
I had problems thinking of a story for this one, so I’ve gone full silly. I apologise in advance, I’m not in the mood for writing thoughtful or sombre this evening :-).
To read this week’s other stories, click on the blue froggy.
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Oh, Marilyn–this is a riot! Especially the ‘save time’ part. I love it! How very convenient.
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2 for the price of 1-1/2? GREAT deal 🙂 I just have to figure out who to kill.
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Thanks so much for the reblog! I’m glad you liked my story 🙂
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Absolutely hilarious!!
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I’m ready to sign up. I just need to kill someone so I can take advantage of the two-for-one special. Do two funerals count? I could kill two people and bury them at the same time. Do you do three-fers?
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I’m sure we can work something out 🙂
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Garry and I have a list. We’ll get back to you on that 😀
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