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THERE’S NO REVENGE LIKE GETTING RICH BUT A FEW COME CLOSE

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FLASHBACK FRIDAY, FOR THIS DAY IN 2018

Revenge is giving your cousin’s kid an ant farm for Christmas. If you can’t get your head behind an ant farm, how about one of those big drums that will beat endlessly when you turn a handle?

For any teenager, a small chainsaw is a great tool. If anyone objects, point out how we all need to learn to handle tools. Make it a small chainsaw. Maybe an electric model.

Or, as that old lady said to the congregation, there’s always outliving the bitches. I’m working on that one.

I don’t brood about revenge. Obsessing on revenge would drive me insane. Instead, I obsess about survival which makes me slightly less insane.

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  1. lois
    12/30/2022 • 09:25

    Oh, this made me laugh. You should repost about ‘outliving the bitches.’ That is such a good one.

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