COMING TO YOUR TELEVISION THIS SEASON! (Not really)
EXPLORING THE EVIL UNDERBELLY OF SMALL TOWN LIFE — NCIS UXBRIDGE
Okay, so we don’t have a piece of ocean. We’ve got plenty of river. It’s wet. Lake, ocean, what’s the difference, right?
Uxbridge, a small town in south central Massachusetts, has no Navy or Marine presence. No Naval station or training camp. No docks, no seaport. And we don’t have a forensics lab, but we can build one. It may take a while. We do have a jail. All it needs is a little cleanup.
With Mark Harmon’s unexpected retirement, Garry’s lifelong ambition to be a star has arrived. In his new role of NCIS team leader, the pace will be a little slower, but Garry’s wry humor will quickly win the hearts and minds of fans throughout the world.
I shall play the role of the crusty old medical examiner. My bad back, heart, and hips make me an unlikely choice for a field agent, but the dead don’t run fast. All the medical knowledge I’ve gleaned from being sick for years will come in handy when I have to use those twenty syllable medical terms.
I’ll cast my best friend as a very special agent. I’m pretty sure if she were to get the Gibb’s back-of-the-head slap, she’d hit him back and he’d know he’d been hit. Hands off, big fella.
My granddaughter will run the lab. Though she knows nothing about forensics, she’s a quick learner. Besides, she’ll love the Goth costumes and she has plenty of tattoos.
Finally, there’s the mandatory geek agent. I’ll give that to my son because he knows his way around a computer and he likes to fix stuff anyhow. He will fit right in as he explains exactly how things should work and whatever you did wrong to screw up the machine.
See you next week, same time, same station.
Categories: #BlackstoneRiver, #Photography, Blackstone Valley, Humor, Show Business, Television
Lol. Now that would be interesting to watch. After years of watching it minutely you would both be great.
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In reruns forever!
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Absolutely – especially when it is syndicated around the world.
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Residuals! $$$
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Sorry to veer off the path, but is that first photo taken with the little Pentax Q7..?
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That was with the big Panasonic. Hadn’t gotten the Pentax yet at that point.
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I’ll play a badguy, Oilcan Trump. I downsized my whole staff, ran them through a shredder and stuffed them in a barrel – flung it into your canal. I now sit in my study, drinking a martini and watching episodes of my Dragnet collection – comfortable that i will never be apprehended !!! Bwaahaahahaahaaa !!!!
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We will hunt you down and bring you to justice. Or join you in a drink, and raise a toast to your improving the world for us!
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Functional mute? That’s pretty close, Probie! Now, grab your gear!
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I’m grabbing it boss, grabbing it right now.
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What a cast, can’t wait to see it!
Leslie
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We are writing our own scripts. After watching a million hours of these shows, I think we’ve got it!!
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Way to go, I’ll be watching too.
Leslie
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I knew we had a series to make. I knew it. Just needed the right vehicle.
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See it, Leslie? You’ll be in it. In the interrogation room. My gut tells me there’s more to you than meets the eye.
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Would I be a criminal?
Leslie
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We’ll see, Leslie. Maybe you’ll spend some in my basement. Bring some clean juice glasses.
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I didn’t know how to respond to that, Garry. I felt like Mata Hari.
Leslie
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There are worse things you could feel like 🙂
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I really don’t like being the bad guy.
Leslie
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You can be whatever you want. I’ll write the script 🙂
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I would be good at the autopsy. I like to weigh the organs and look at stomach contents. (I’ll put a clothes pin on my nose)
Leslie
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I can see it all now. Music loud, organs flying every which way 🙂
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I hear a little Beethoven, Organs would be handled gently with respect . (But I might make an absurd comment about the organ, only to lighten the situation)
Leslie
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You can be whatever you want. Perp, victim, corpse … suspicious CIA operative …
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I think I’d like to be working in the autopsy room with you Marilyn.
Leslie
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You get the best lines — and you don’t have to run around chasing perps. I can always use the help.
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I think it would be interesting. Always liked anatomy.
Leslie
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All small towns have dark secrets, and I try to know as many about my town as possible. By the way, I thought Garry was already a star.
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Yes, but has was a news star. Now, an actor-star. Which is what he has always (in his heart of hearts) yearned to be 🙂
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Rick, I was bigger than all of them. Bigger than Johnny Rocco.
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Great idea, maybe some guest appearances?
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Sure, why not? Every show needs a few corpses. Lots of non-speaking roles for everyone!
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🙂
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Lady bug, we’ll team you up as DiNozzo Sr’s new squeeze. I’m sure you’d like working with “RJ” Wagner who still lights up the screen. Maybe a menage — you, Jaime Lee Curtis and Gibbs. We’ll sort it out.
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I would work with Jaime Lee Curtis and Gibs anytime. The silent thing worries me. It’s so hard for me to shut up 🙂
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Talking corpse? A new zomboid spin on the old cop story?
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Alright then, I might be quit dangit 🙂
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Well, they’ve done “NCIS Los Angeles” so why not “NCIS Uxbridge”?
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We’ll have to find a few more violent crimes … but if they don’t pop up of their own accord, I’m sure we can work something out.
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No problem, I’ll call some of my people who are still working. They are pros from the old school. Tommy The Torch and Lefty can help as advisers and put out feelers.
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One of the recent main headlines in sleepy Cornwall was “Hedge catches fire”. You could be all over that!
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Yes, that sounds like big news here, too. Especially if someone lost their tomato plants. Ouch.
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🙂 Looks like you have the whole team covered. Is Garry the head slapping type?
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You bet. He’s been waiting a lifetime to headlamp a whole bunch of people. Including me. Maybe especially me😂😂
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I think I’ve been head slapped too often dating back to when I was a junior agent. I’m ready to step up my game as head of NCIS Uxbridge. Let the punks know I studied under Eliot Ness.
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Can’t wait for this!
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Me neither. We could use the work 😂
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We need to make sure Uxbridge doesn’t try to mess with our budget. We’ll get Fornell to do deep background checks on all the Selectmen. Put out a Bolo on the treasurer and finance committee. Now!!
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You’ll need all the help you can get just finding them. They are sneaky.
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Sneaky? They’re SCUM! They’re PUNKS! They need some tuneups.
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And you’re just the guy to do it.
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