FF – CARNAGE! – DRALIMAN ON LIFE

This just made me laugh. And since we all need a laugh … Amazing what you can do in 100 words!

draliman on life

Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, the 100 word challenge hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo comes from Björn Rudberg.

To read the other stories, click on the blue froggy.

Copyright Björn Rudberg Copyright Björn Rudberg

Chris “Fingers” O’Flaherty shot an evil grin at the hapless shop keeper.

“Not gonna pay up, huh? Time ta die!” He held out his hand and his cohort, Nigel “No Brains” Bingwit, handed him a violin case. Fingers opened it and extracted the contents.

“Eat lead!”

Twang.

“Ha!” scoffed the shop keeper, suddenly feeling brave. “What ya gonna do, batter me to death with the string section?”

Fingers stared at the violin in his hands. “Bingwit, you moron. You picked up the wrong cases!”

Meanwhile, across town at the weekly rehearsal of the Little Brimptom String Orchestra, it was carnage!

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10 replies

  1. That was a good one alright. chuckle
    Leslie

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  2. Hi. I have nominated you for the Blogger Recognition Award. If you are not a fan of award posts and don’t feel you’d like to pass this one on, that is totally fine. Just please accept this as a compliment that I like reading your blog and I think others might, too. https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/11/17/dear-coffee-shop-dudes-the-blogger-recognition-award/

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    • I do appreciate the compliment I’m sure so does Alastair whose post this is (it’s a reblog). I don’t do awards anymore. I did, for the first couple of years, but I’ve been at this a while and I think these are best appreciated by those relatively new on the scene 🙂 Thank you, again!

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      • I get that. I haven’t done one in a long time, mostly because I am a slave to my formula, but I’ve been discovering a lot of new blogs lately and thought this one was one I could tackle. Have a great day!

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  3. Thanks for the reblog 🙂

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