THE DAY WE WON IT ALL … WELL, NOT EXACTLY – Marilyn Armstrong

THE FISCAL DREAM

I just won $1,000,000,000 — that’s one billion dollars — from the lottery. It is a bit mystifying since I don’t remember buying the ticket, but I’m not going to argue the point.  

What’s next?


So there we were watching the news. Trump. Mueller. Some moron fell into the Grand Canyon trying to take a selfie. And then there’s this guy who just won the Lottery. Again. He won $10 million ten years ago and he just won ANOTHER million yesterday.

You don’t believe in luck? Really? AND he bought each ticket in a different location. I want some of his ‘not luck’ because whatever it is, I want a piece.

Winning the lottery is a major fantasy here on the Kachingerosa. I don’t know about you, but I can lull myself into a pleasant sleep imagining what I’d do if a huge amount of money — so much that I don’t even have to count how much I’m spending — were to come my way.

The only time I inherited money was when my father died. It turned out to be exactly enough to fix our dying septic system — and a new camera. It had to have been just about nine years ago because that’s when I had cancer.

The money and cancer arrived simultaneously. Everything has a price, it would seem.

Red-bellied Woodpecker

It was the defining moment of my unfortunate relationship with my father. He was much too dead for me to thank him, but it was the single nicest thing he ever did for me. No longer being alive, he could not, this once, ruin it with a lot of snarky not-funny jokes at my expense.

Home

After the executors finally coughed up a check, we had the septic system repaired. This meant we wouldn’t have to abandon the house and live in the car. We should have had the well done at the same time, but who knew it was going to pack it in? Anyway, it wasn’t enough money.

falling-money

With no windfall or backup money, we’ve been paying things off.

But with a billion dollars … well, that would turn the tide. I could pay everything off, knock this house down and build a new one suitable for we aging folks.

A flat house. No stairs. Insulated windows. New heating and cooling systems built in. New bathrooms with great showers.

Two new cars. The non-winter vehicle will be something entertaining and sporty. When bad weather comes, our little sports coupé goes into the garage. The second car will be our winter truck, an all-wheeler that can plow through snow drifts and laugh.

Oh and an extra-large garage. Enough room for the cars we use and at least one we might want to use. Sometimes. AND room for the other “stuff” like snowblowers and lawnmowers and rakes and brooms and weed-whackers. A powerful generator so we can stop being terrified of wind and snowstorms.

Huge closets. Huge. Someone to come in and clean — and a cook!

How about a garden tractor? We’ll have a guy tend the gardens, clear away the leaves in the autumn. Run heavy errands which involve hauling and lifting — groceries for example.

We won’t forget our friends and family. We’ll make sure everyone we care about has what they need. Maybe we’ll have a compound so we can live in close proximity. Visit without driving long distances.

Photo: Garry Armstrong

Beyond this? Security for whatever years we have.

Life won’t have to be so hard. We can grow old and enjoy ourselves without wondering what weird laws the government will pass or which strange new rules will make it impossible to get medication. It won’t buy us more time on earth — money doesn’t matter when your number is up — but it could make the time we’ve got more fun.

More fun for us and for our friends and family. Maybe for you, too.



Categories: Blackstone Valley, Humor, Money, Photography, Retirement

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17 replies

  1. Made me smile. I bought ONE lottery ticket during a winter holiday when my kid was still very small – had to ask How to go about buying this ticket and how to fill in…. Then I forgot it in my coat‘s pocket and up to this day I don‘t know if I would have won a million or whatever 🙂 Guess, saves me of thinking of how to dispose of it!

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  2. I think that is what most ordinary folks, especially we older ones want, just the absence of worry. A comfortable home, some help to look after it, a little bit over to spend on hobbies and holidays when you felt like it. We don’t need a champagne lifestyle. We wouldn’t know what to do with it.

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  3. I had a hard time computing all those zeros. With a $1,000,000,000. I would feel there is so much I would have to do. I would be sure you got your share Marilyn.
    Leslie

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  4. I figure I won the lottery just standing here. Breathing.

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  5. I never have and doubt I ever will inherit money of any kind… even just spare change. The one and only “windfall” of my lifetime was in early 2010 when I was able to claim the first time homeowner tax credit which tacked an extra $6250 onto my refund that year. That money immediately got eaten up within a month when I had to have two consecutive lithotripsy surgeries for a kidney stone about an inch in diameter. Easy come, easy go… that’s the way money works for us poor folks…

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  6. And if you built your new palace twice as big I might join you. Sounds a good deal you are planning.

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